Bossy received email notification from The Shuffingthon Post early this morning regarding the fact that her husband John Cusack contributed a new article.
In his article, Bossy’s husband John Cusack does a bit of math, which is such a coincidence because Bossy loves math.
John Cusack takes 1, see, where 1 is President O’Boyfriend’s statement: “We do not torture. Nobody’s above the law and if there are clear instances of wrongdoing, people should be prosecuted like any ordinary citizen.”
He then takes that 1 and adds to it another 1. This time it’s a statement made by Attorney General Eric Holder when asked if he believed waterboarding is torture: “We prosecuted our own soldiers for using it in Vietnam. Yes, waterboarding is torture.”
And then Bossy’s husband John Cusack subtracted 1 Dick Cheney, who authorized the process of waterboarding, and then later, when asked if he thought it was an appropriate measure, answered this way: “Yes, I Do”
And in Bossy’s husband John Cusack’s opinion, 1+1-1= 1 Paul Newman movie, where Paul Newman’s character makes the following closing statement to a jury: “So much of the time we’re just lost. The rich win, the poor are powerless. We become tired of hearing people lie. We think of ourselves as victims. But today You Are The Law.“
Oh, John Cusack. This really sums up, heh, the egregious moral and legal breach of the previous administration, and is, like, the best Shuffingthon article ever. Even if most people will never see it because, really, who has time to read Huffington?
And one more thing, John Cusack, did Bossy ever tell you how sexy blogging looks on you?
And one final thing: couldn’t you sleep last night, John Cusack? What were you doing posting your article at 2:11 a.m.? Unless you are on the West Coast, of course, in which case, John Cusack? This is no way to conduct a marriage.
Cheri @ Blog This Mom! says
February 27, 2009 at 11:21 amIt is amazing that you were able to make Baby Wall-Eyes with John so far away. You must have an awesome ISP.
Cheri @ Blog This Mom! says
February 27, 2009 at 11:21 amHey, Everybody! Look at me! Number one!
Jacquie says
February 27, 2009 at 11:42 amThe West Coast gets to play loooon after you little ones are tucked into your nigh-nighs. That’s when all the magic happens! And fortunately, we have ten year old birthday boys waking us up at 5am so even if we stayed up to watch a repeat of the train wreck that was Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman last night, we did not miss your east coast morning party time.
Jacquie says
February 27, 2009 at 11:43 amwe play so long we sometimes lose our letter g. nothing bothers me worse than seeing my own typos and being powerless to fix them.
Chelle Parmele says
February 27, 2009 at 12:29 pmOhh ohh me! Me..! I read HuffPo. It’s actually my home page on my laptop browser.
I might be a little addicted to it. True story.
Momo Fali says
February 27, 2009 at 12:35 pmDear John Cusack,
Bossy is most likely awake at 2:11 a.m. also. Call her.
Maggie Garcia says
February 27, 2009 at 12:38 pmI read HuffPo because a 1,000 yr old professor who I may or may not have had tet-a-teted in college writes for it. Oh, college.
Saucy says
February 27, 2009 at 12:51 pmBossy + John Cusack + HuffPo = girlish democratic blogging nirvana. Excuse me, I have to go pee now, I’m that excited.
Lesley says
February 27, 2009 at 12:56 pmI will anxiously await your future post telling us all about Mr. Cusack’s Pulitzer! (Also: DOES PULITZER GIVE OUT A SUB-PRIZE FOR YUMMINESS?)
P.S. *DICK* Cheney. Heh.
Maria says
February 27, 2009 at 1:16 pmI’m a little disturbed that your husband would wrap up political commentary by referencing a MOVIE. I think his reality/fantasy lives are blurring. But yours is RIGHT ON.
maggie says
February 27, 2009 at 1:52 pmjohn cusack has been married (illegally( to me, since i was seventeen and saw ‘say anything’, so he couldn’t possibly be married to you.
Cat says
February 27, 2009 at 2:29 pmYankee looked pretty happy this morning. I thought it was just my sunny face, but it could have been your husband’s post.
Domestic Goddess (in training) says
February 27, 2009 at 3:45 pmLooks, smarts, and the right political views!!! This is a match made in heaven (or your imagination)!
Unemployed Susan says
February 27, 2009 at 5:09 pmThe ol’ Ball & Chain and I saw that Paul Newman movie on our first date.
Dara says
February 27, 2009 at 7:35 pmthat’s one of my fave Paul Newman movies.
Emily R says
February 27, 2009 at 7:47 pmDid you see this post about you?
http://newbabynews.blogspot.com/2009/02/why-does-bossy-hate-jen.html
linda says
February 27, 2009 at 11:43 pmbossy cracks me up! Nice choice for a husband.
Jason says
February 28, 2009 at 1:00 amDoes John Cusack know about all of Bossy’s other husbands?
Say What? says
February 28, 2009 at 7:03 amI’ve been spending time with Bossy’s husband via DVDs lately. Bossy’s husband, John Cusack, makes doing laundry and dishes almost bearable.
Little Miss Sunshine State says
February 28, 2009 at 9:30 amI have a serious HuffPo addiction.
Bossy has a serious John Cusack addiction!
Tricia says
March 1, 2009 at 11:08 pmLook what I made for you!
http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/f3/f7/925433/original_image.png?1235963227
lv4921391 says
March 2, 2009 at 2:44 pmIMHO, read Victor Davis Hanson’s (private papers, NRO column, and works and days) then read Thomas Sowell’s column….finally Oriana Fallaci’s ,”The Rage and The Pride” is a good beginning…p.s.I’m droppin my g’s in honor of Sarah
Ruth Dynamite says
March 2, 2009 at 3:56 pmHas Bossy seen her husband’s movie “Martian Boy”?
Manic Mommy says
March 2, 2009 at 5:54 pmOh that John Cusack. Liberal and hot. One delicious combination.
Mini VanBohemian says
March 2, 2009 at 8:53 pmStalking always make me feel closer to those who are unaware of me.