Bossy received email notification from The Shuffingthon Post early this morning regarding the fact that her husband John Cusack contributed a new article.
In his article, Bossy’s husband John Cusack does a bit of math, which is such a coincidence because Bossy loves math.
John Cusack takes 1, see, where 1 is President O’Boyfriend’s statement: “We do not torture. Nobody’s above the law and if there are clear instances of wrongdoing, people should be prosecuted like any ordinary citizen.”
He then takes that 1 and adds to it another 1. This time it’s a statement made by Attorney General Eric Holder when asked if he believed waterboarding is torture: “We prosecuted our own soldiers for using it in Vietnam. Yes, waterboarding is torture.”
And then Bossy’s husband John Cusack subtracted 1 Dick Cheney, who authorized the process of waterboarding, and then later, when asked if he thought it was an appropriate measure, answered this way: “Yes, I Do”
And in Bossy’s husband John Cusack’s opinion, 1+1-1= 1 Paul Newman movie, where Paul Newman’s character makes the following closing statement to a jury: “So much of the time we’re just lost. The rich win, the poor are powerless. We become tired of hearing people lie. We think of ourselves as victims. But today You Are The Law.“
Oh, John Cusack. This really sums up, heh, the egregious moral and legal breach of the previous administration, and is, like, the best Shuffingthon article ever. Even if most people will never see it because, really, who has time to read Huffington?
And one more thing, John Cusack, did Bossy ever tell you how sexy blogging looks on you?
And one final thing: couldn’t you sleep last night, John Cusack? What were you doing posting your article at 2:11 a.m.? Unless you are on the West Coast, of course, in which case, John Cusack? This is no way to conduct a marriage.