You know what Bossy is talking about. Everyday with the romantic emails:
When Bossy hears the sweet ping of incoming mail, she races to see if it will be from you, and Sweet Luxury Rep1icaWatches For Cheap? 99.99% of Bossy doesn’t even mind when you prod her toward greatness with your always loving advice:
And just so you know, Luxury Rep1icaWatches For Cheap, Bossy appreciates the intimate way you confide in her, which sort of makes Bossy feel like the only blondish frizzy haired 5’11” aging humor blogger on Bossy’s entire block:
David saysMarch 19, 2009 at 8:05 am
I only get these emails at work. Does this mean I’m carrying on an office romance?
At least it means things are picking up for me in that department.
Florida Liz saysMarch 19, 2009 at 8:20 am
I can always count on you for news. I’ve been much to lax, no… down right obsessive, in my refusal to open any of the katrillion emails I get from them. Thank you for sharing the content so I can now feel even better about my choice in handling their communications.
Cat saysMarch 19, 2009 at 8:28 am
Who buys these things is what I want to know?
Lizzy saysMarch 19, 2009 at 9:11 am
It’s better to get informative emails at the office (awww!) from Luxury Rep1ica Watches than from Barnyard Sluts as does my dear husband.
Grandma J saysMarch 19, 2009 at 9:15 am
I never get those emails. I get the ones from people who “trust” me, and want to share their millions of dollars, and want to come live with me and be my best friend.
Grandma J quit wearing a watch because wearing a watch is so redundant because she has the time of day staring at her everywhere….cell phone, car, laptop, microwave, coffee maker, tv, shower and a train that runs by every two hours. MY wrists are watch free, and my jewelry box is full of them.
Lance saysMarch 19, 2009 at 9:18 am
How about the ones from AARP? I’m only 42! WTF? And now since I am on AARP’s list I seem to get great offers for discount Viagra…..no comments please.
Chesapeake Bay Woman saysMarch 19, 2009 at 9:22 am
Yes, I, too, have several persistent lovers who are hawking cheap viagra.
If I had several persistent lovers who TOOK cheap viagra, that’d be a different story entirely.
zelzee saysMarch 19, 2009 at 9:31 am
Thank you……….thank you……….
so THAT is my problem socially and at the office…….
I don’t have a watch.
An expensive watch.
Kim saysMarch 19, 2009 at 12:16 pm
You know you do look just like Gwyneth! Cross my heart !
Momo Fali saysMarch 19, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Apparently, I need a new watch, penis enlargement (even though I don’t have a penis) and there is also $1.2 million that a Nigerian is going to send me…you know, for helping him out.
Robynn\'s Ravings saysMarch 19, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I don’t even own a watch. This, apparently, accounts for my lack of social connection and popularity. And I thought it was just because I’m an idiot. Thanks for the clarity.
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Ms. Cranky Pants saysMarch 19, 2009 at 1:26 pm
*GASP* — I thought “Luxury Rep1icaWatches” and I were an exclusive romance, with all those seductive (*cough cough*) and constant emails they send me every day…how COULD they???!!
heyjoe saysMarch 19, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Ha! Good one #12
Aimee saysMarch 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I found an email titled “Boner Medication,” and it was from Dr. Hardlove. I emailed him back and told him I don’t have the right parts but mentioned how cool it was that he went into his field of expertise with the last name Hardlove.
The Cheap Chick saysMarch 19, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I heart e-mails – especially the ones I get from dear friends in Africa/England/Outer Mongolia who want to give me all their money if I send a check to them first.
Domestic Goddess (in training) saysMarch 19, 2009 at 2:44 pm
And I only open the ones from “PENIS ENLARGEMENT – XTASCY!!!!” I would need gender reassignment surgery first, and apparently that isn’t offered via spam… so thanks anywaY!
Lance (again) saysMarch 19, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Good one #15. I once helped a friend of mine do some work on a physician’s house. The Dr’s name was Richard Holeman. I will leave it to your imagination what field of medicine he practiced. And no I am not kidding.
jp saysMarch 19, 2009 at 4:38 pm
nutmeg saysMarch 19, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Oops. Sorry. I’ll stop sending them to you.
Mr Farty saysMarch 19, 2009 at 5:26 pm
My brother brought some fake watches back from holiday once – the face fell of mine after nearly a day. Meanwhile he was showing another one off to a friend of his. Friend looks at fake Ro1ex, weighs it in his hand, says “It’s too light and it ticks. A real one is heavy and the second hand sweeps continuously. Like mine, see.” Yes, friend’s one was real. And hellsa expensive.
Sue saysMarch 19, 2009 at 5:38 pm
What a bunch of losers you are. No one’s offering YOU a job like this: “We have found your announcement of work search. About us: We are the large company located in Great Britain. The spheres of business interest of Payresult Inc. are constantly developing which causes the necessity of widening the geographical views and position of the company.”
Dorothy Stahlnecker saysMarch 19, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I get all those emails and the ones that have you’ll love my strong hard stick…and then I wonder..is it at the end of a mop that won’t break…those jerks..I always want to send them an email back with a virus…and yes who does buy those watches..
Dorothy from grammology
Emily saysMarch 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Shouldn’t it be “waches cheep” and don’t forget Alan Sherman’s genuine copy of a fake Dior line…
rory saysMarch 19, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I look and weight just like Brad Pitt. How am lucky am I be?
Kay Bryan saysMarch 19, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Heck No! Bossy is much more prettier than Gweneth Paltrow any day of the week! With or without the watcz.
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah saysMarch 19, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Goon Squad Sarah also wants to look and weight exactly as Gwyneth Paltrow.
Maybe if I had a superfly watch…
Royce Cutlass saysMarch 19, 2009 at 11:34 pm
I wear NO jewelry. Well, except for a cell phone.
Beth saysMarch 20, 2009 at 10:11 am
Well dang, Bossy, if you just took up with one of those “Get You’re Diploma in 10 day for Fre3!!!!!!!!” folks you could afford a real watch.
joeinvegas saysMarch 20, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Bossy look much better than Gwenneth. Don’t know about the weight part.
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