I really hope that Mr. Phoenix is just playing a strange joke on everyone. Or it’s research for a role. Or he’s doing “punked” with Ashton Kutcher. Or something.
JP–i think it’s the beard…..somehow it has possessed him, so bring on the razor!
Brit–what hasn’t already been said?
AW–again with the possession, but this time it’s the hair!
LM–63? I think not and was that an armadillo cake?
MJ–please slip into retirement so you can maintain an iota of dignity.
I think that’s, like, a Dadaist cake. A mound type chocolate cake on top of a sheet chocolate cake, decorated with random blueberries and strawberries and raspberries and truffles.
I miss Joaquin. This has to be some sad actor attempting to play Joaquin while the real Joaquin is off on vacation on an uninhabited island in Tahiti. The Real Joaquin figured getting a guy with huge beard and an extra 40 pounds and obvious drug problem would distract from the fact that this is not Real Joaquin. Eventually Real Joaquin will come back from vacation & kill off the Fake Joaquin. Please tell me Real Joaquin is coming back. Soon. Please.
I know this is not a popular opinion, but I do not like Joaquin Phoenix. I have never liked him, as an actor or anything else. I hated Ladder 49, or whatever that movie was where they copied Backdraft word for word. I just. don’t. like. him. He’s always rubbed me the wrong way, and I too think he and Casey Affleck are just messing with everyone. But I do not care, because I wish he would just go away.
Britney. Oh Britney. That’s all I have to say about that.
The world survived before Joaquin (formerly known as Leaf) Phoenix, and the world will survive after him. Yeah, he was good in Walk the Line, but if I have to see one more narcissistic, self-indulgent, ungrateful celebrity I may scream.
I just saw “We Own the Night”. That is the Joaquin that makes me blush a bit. The first 5 minutes with him are the B-E-S-T!! No so fond of the big shaggy dog…
Oh Joaquin! I think you need to come to Granite GLen for a little detox, darling. But you can leave AMy where she is – she freaks Bush Babe right out and clearly cannot ride a horse. Plus we have no helmuts big enough for that hair.
🙂
BB
Photo 1: “…and I went down down down to the burnin’ ring of fire..”
Photo 2: “Hmmm…lets see what Bossy has on her blog today…”
Photo 3: “Just f***ing fall off me already.”
Photo 4: Photo taken just prior to flame-throwing the table on fire.
Photo 5: “These bastards think I’m actually Michael Jackson.” – Joaquin Phoenix
Hey! Joaquin raised A LOT of money at that Branch Davidian telethon!
But seriously, he looks like Ringo Starr in the midst of his worst coke/broken nose in a bar brawl mug/ugliest Manhattan street vendor sunglasses bender ever
I miss the old Joaquin, but hes comin back, its just a gimmick, and according to the old Natalie Wood movie “Gypsy Rose Lee” As the stripper with the light bulbs belts out “you gotta have a gimmick” da da da da da da da. Although it might have been the one with the horn in an old Roman costume. OK I guess I just think this whole Joaquin gig is not for real and I’m sorry for ramblin on.
“Blues Brothers III – Briefcase Full of Blues and Reds and Oxycontin and . . . ”
Thank GAHHH BS remembered her bottoms that day
Horse with woman (with monkey on her back) on its back
Oh great, the crap cake now tastes like prescription meds!
And I’m sorry, I think that picture of MJ is VERY funny.
MidLifeMama says
March 23, 2009 at 8:45 amI will not be surprised when Joaquin and Casey Affleck release a “documentary” on his “music career”. I swear they are just messing with everyone.
The Domestic Goddess says
March 23, 2009 at 8:50 amI really hope that Mr. Phoenix is just playing a strange joke on everyone. Or it’s research for a role. Or he’s doing “punked” with Ashton Kutcher. Or something.
Pleaseohpleaseohplease.
Philly says
March 23, 2009 at 9:02 amI miss Joaquin’s face. Someone please save him.
Ducks Mahal says
March 23, 2009 at 9:25 amMichael Jackson can read?
Rosie says
March 23, 2009 at 9:34 amI miss Joaquin a whole bunch. Methinks that maybe he is bipolar.
Ellie says
March 23, 2009 at 9:41 amSometimes one doesn’t have to look hard at ALL for good material….
pamela says
March 23, 2009 at 9:45 amDid someone actually make Liza a Pile o’Shit cake for her 63rd birthday?
Ginny says
March 23, 2009 at 9:53 amJP–i think it’s the beard…..somehow it has possessed him, so bring on the razor!
Brit–what hasn’t already been said?
AW–again with the possession, but this time it’s the hair!
LM–63? I think not and was that an armadillo cake?
MJ–please slip into retirement so you can maintain an iota of dignity.
Dharmamama says
March 23, 2009 at 10:22 amI am really, really grateful to be an anonymous mom, at home with my boys, just livin’ life. Very grateful.
gary rith says
March 23, 2009 at 10:33 amYeah, what’s this thing with the beards lately?
Amy Winehouse has a rather unusual…um….style.
Tricia says
March 23, 2009 at 10:48 amBossy is 63?
Me says
March 23, 2009 at 10:52 amNo, seriously… what kind of cake IS that?
ellen says
March 23, 2009 at 11:12 amI think that’s, like, a Dadaist cake. A mound type chocolate cake on top of a sheet chocolate cake, decorated with random blueberries and strawberries and raspberries and truffles.
Grandma J says
March 23, 2009 at 11:22 amThat cake looks like road kill, maybe a porcupine.
Lizzy says
March 23, 2009 at 11:30 amThis post is proof of the dangers of going off Lithium.
Momo Fali says
March 23, 2009 at 11:40 amYou don’t need to say one word, it’s two. Crack whore.
Camille says
March 23, 2009 at 11:40 amI want to be a famous movie star, just so I can prove to the world that it IS possible to be normal and a celebrity at the same time.
Only, I’m NOT a celebrity, so maybe it’s not possible…
zelzee says
March 23, 2009 at 11:46 amWhat has Bossy done with her husband John Cusak?
Reeb says
March 23, 2009 at 11:47 amMaybe I could have handled words better than pictures this morning, after all.
Bellamomma says
March 23, 2009 at 11:50 am#1 & #3 … What the crap is with these people?!?!
I miss Joaquin. This has to be some sad actor attempting to play Joaquin while the real Joaquin is off on vacation on an uninhabited island in Tahiti. The Real Joaquin figured getting a guy with huge beard and an extra 40 pounds and obvious drug problem would distract from the fact that this is not Real Joaquin. Eventually Real Joaquin will come back from vacation & kill off the Fake Joaquin. Please tell me Real Joaquin is coming back. Soon. Please.
(I like typing Joaquin. It’s fun!)
Shelley says
March 23, 2009 at 11:52 amI know this is not a popular opinion, but I do not like Joaquin Phoenix. I have never liked him, as an actor or anything else. I hated Ladder 49, or whatever that movie was where they copied Backdraft word for word. I just. don’t. like. him. He’s always rubbed me the wrong way, and I too think he and Casey Affleck are just messing with everyone. But I do not care, because I wish he would just go away.
Britney. Oh Britney. That’s all I have to say about that.
janet says
March 23, 2009 at 12:07 pmI don’t even know who Joaquin is, so there. But I love Amy, so there. And Bossy isn’t 63, she’s 6’3″, So there.
kristin says
March 23, 2009 at 12:17 pmBossy may not be saying one word about that photo of Amy Winehouse, but Kristin is And that word is CHAFING.
Domestic Goddess (in training) says
March 23, 2009 at 12:46 pmI wonder why Joaquin is confusing the “inbred redneck” look with gangsta rap music. Simiar confusion with Amy and her Lady Godiva gone Elvira look.
Laura says
March 23, 2009 at 12:48 pmThe world survived before Joaquin (formerly known as Leaf) Phoenix, and the world will survive after him. Yeah, he was good in Walk the Line, but if I have to see one more narcissistic, self-indulgent, ungrateful celebrity I may scream.
Half Assed Kitchen says
March 23, 2009 at 1:19 pmI want my Johnny Cash Joaquin back. But then, he’s quite a bit dumber than I thought. So maybe not. You know who i really want back? Heath Ledger.
EricaB/CrazyMomma says
March 23, 2009 at 1:55 pmI just saw “We Own the Night”. That is the Joaquin that makes me blush a bit. The first 5 minutes with him are the B-E-S-T!! No so fond of the big shaggy dog…
darla78 says
March 23, 2009 at 2:09 pmIT’S SHAVE NOT SAVE
HO ON PHO
AND HO ON HO
YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE NAME THAT PHOTO ,,,
LOL
Dawn in Austin says
March 23, 2009 at 3:19 pmAnd my friends wonder why I don’t turn on the television.I may have to start drinking before 9am.
L says
March 23, 2009 at 4:15 pmThank you for not posting a Picture of Paris.
Little Miss Sunshine State says
March 23, 2009 at 4:36 pmYou should have called this group of pics We Are Messy.
sista #2 says
March 23, 2009 at 5:41 pmSeriously, Mr Phoenix……where art thou?
That was one fine looking man.
peace
#2
jp says
March 23, 2009 at 5:45 pmThere is NO one word for poor Amy!
And WHAT is “normal” anyway???
“Abby Normal” I understand…………..
Sharon says
March 23, 2009 at 7:27 pmI agree with Shelly. I dislike Joaquin. I really don’t think he’s much of an actor and he totally ruined that Johnny Cash movie. So there.
Bossy's Friend Martha's Sister says
March 23, 2009 at 7:45 pmBossy, never become a superstar, because it think it is bad for your mental health!
And it that an armadillo on that cake???
Bush Babe says
March 23, 2009 at 8:03 pmOh Joaquin! I think you need to come to Granite GLen for a little detox, darling. But you can leave AMy where she is – she freaks Bush Babe right out and clearly cannot ride a horse. Plus we have no helmuts big enough for that hair.
🙂
BB
nutmeg says
March 23, 2009 at 8:54 pmLiza’s looking HOT!
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
March 23, 2009 at 9:55 pmPic #1 – Crazier than Hell
Pic #2 – Crazier than Hell
Pic #3 – Crazier than Hell
Pic #4 – Older than Hell
Pic #5 – Crazier than Hell on top of Hell
Liza’s makin’ out pretty good in this competition.
SD's Husband says
March 23, 2009 at 10:16 pmPhoto 1: “…and I went down down down to the burnin’ ring of fire..”
Photo 2: “Hmmm…lets see what Bossy has on her blog today…”
Photo 3: “Just f***ing fall off me already.”
Photo 4: Photo taken just prior to flame-throwing the table on fire.
Photo 5: “These bastards think I’m actually Michael Jackson.” – Joaquin Phoenix
Get-Off says
March 23, 2009 at 11:13 pmHey! Joaquin raised A LOT of money at that Branch Davidian telethon!
But seriously, he looks like Ringo Starr in the midst of his worst coke/broken nose in a bar brawl mug/ugliest Manhattan street vendor sunglasses bender ever
Yuck
Lee of MWOB says
March 24, 2009 at 12:49 amHA HA HA!! the 38th comment is really cracking me up!
Oh please – now Joaquin Phoenix is lumped into the same category as Michael Jackson??? What the hell happened??
Catherine McP says
March 24, 2009 at 2:18 amI miss the old Joaquin, but hes comin back, its just a gimmick, and according to the old Natalie Wood movie “Gypsy Rose Lee” As the stripper with the light bulbs belts out “you gotta have a gimmick” da da da da da da da. Although it might have been the one with the horn in an old Roman costume. OK I guess I just think this whole Joaquin gig is not for real and I’m sorry for ramblin on.
kim at alllconsuming says
March 24, 2009 at 4:02 amI know it seems to be the least of his worries, but is Joaquin wearing trackie dacks in that shot?
MariaV says
March 24, 2009 at 6:42 am1, 3 & 5 make me gag. Seriously!
joeinvegas says
March 24, 2009 at 4:50 pmMicky is living in Vegas now.
foolery says
March 25, 2009 at 3:55 pm“Blues Brothers III – Briefcase Full of Blues and Reds and Oxycontin and . . . ”
Thank GAHHH BS remembered her bottoms that day
Horse with woman (with monkey on her back) on its back
Oh great, the crap cake now tastes like prescription meds!
And I’m sorry, I think that picture of MJ is VERY funny.