This past weekend Bossy was invited to a Murder Mystery Dinner at her friend Martha’s house. Bossy was assigned the role of Marilyn Merlot, and when Bossy tells you she has nothing in her closet resembling movie star chic what she is really saying is she has nothing in her closet resembling movie star chic.
Bossy wanted to fulfill her duty as proper mystery guest by attempting to honor the dress-up code, but lord Bossy had no money to throw at it. And although the thrift store occurred to Bossy early on, it is very hit or miss, which means mostly miss with a side of miss.
Nevertheless, Bossy skulked over there and lingered by the six available dresses and, would you believe, there was a dress in her size, where her size equals long as the weekend is short.
Oh, and it was Fancy Dress Sale day at the thrift store, and so her $5.00 Marilyn Merlot dress was half off.
Bossy hasn’t been this lucky since she found her $15 wedding dress hanging on a thrift store shower curtain.
This is Bossy in the thrift store dressing room. Not to be overrun by glamour all at once, she is, naturally, wearing man shoes: