First Bossy answered history’s call, where history’s call equals a chilled bottle of champagne to welcome Barack’s Stimulus Package to the White House.
A couple of weeks later, Bossy got down to the business of Domestic Affairs when she and her husband John Cusack announced the arrival of Baby Wall-Eyes:
Next Bossy occupied herself with Foreign Policy, which means Bossy watched House Hunters International:
In early February, Bossy considered issues surrounding Homeland Security after an encounter with a Pale Grey Coat With Nobody Inside It:
A few weeks later, Bossy put her energy into Urban Renewel and came to the conclusion Marc Jacobs is on crack:
Next Bossy contemplated Health Care, specifically how it doesn’t apply to a man who is offed by Barbara Stanwyck and her Insurance Claims lover:
In the spectrum of Scientific Research, Bossy discovered a new moon orbiting her living room:
In matters of Transportation, Bossy uncovered a little known fact about the Dansko shoe company which Bossy likes to call Clog Gate:
And then finally, in a civil ceremony in Iowa, Bossy married her Sunbeam Radiant Control toaster:
What a productive few months it’s been! Bossy can’t wait for President O’Boyfriend’s next 100 days!
MariaV says
April 29, 2009 at 8:30 amMy last 100 days have not been nearly as productive.
zelzee says
April 29, 2009 at 8:43 amQuite a tribute!
I think your first 100 Barak Obama days have been very successful…….
So, again……..where’s my stimulus???
corrie says
April 29, 2009 at 8:52 amI still loved those green clogs!
Hooray for love to win the right to wed!
Today it’s toasters, next will be….
(the floodgates have been opened)
Ellie says
April 29, 2009 at 9:01 amWow. THAT’s a busy 100 days. I’ve decided to set lots of important goals for myself for August 7 — 100 days from now.
Maybe I’ll count how many beers I drink on the beach…
kristin says
April 29, 2009 at 9:31 amI can see we’ve made definite progress in the last 100 days.
victoria says
April 29, 2009 at 9:56 amI was looking so carefully, certain you had attended (via photoshop) the inauguration of Mr. O’Boyfriend.
Manic Mommy says
April 29, 2009 at 11:12 amNo one in my house gives me a second glance when I photograph appliances either.
Happy 100! Sounds like another champagne occasion!
Julie says
April 29, 2009 at 11:33 amI wish I had Martha’s job…..
joeinvegas says
April 29, 2009 at 11:56 amHeck with boyfriend, I can’t wait for Bossy’s next 100 posts.
Cheri @ Blog This Mom! says
April 29, 2009 at 12:58 pm100. Yes. Someone needs to alert Willard Scott.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
April 29, 2009 at 1:51 pmbossy deserves a huge raise.
Reeb says
April 29, 2009 at 1:54 pmAn excellent tour of 100 days.
Domesic Goddess (in training) says
April 29, 2009 at 2:01 pmI think we need to re-evaluate term limits in light of all the things you’ve accomplished in just 100 days.
foolery says
April 29, 2009 at 3:54 pmIn that same time frame I have done a LOT of this and that, some yada yada yada, made a few calls . . . oh, who am I kidding? I have not either.
You have the mandate of the people, Bossy — blog on.
carma says
April 29, 2009 at 4:02 pmgotta learn Bossy’s productivity secrets. My 100 days- not so much!
Alison @ cluckandtweet says
April 29, 2009 at 4:11 pmEvery single one of these posts made me laugh out loud. Except where you mention that your husband is John Cusack, because I married him right after Say Anything.
sevedra says
April 29, 2009 at 4:16 pmWow. Busy bee Bossy. All I have done in the past 100 days is fail to learn micr-Economics. i feel like I should be doing more…
kate says
April 29, 2009 at 9:16 pmwe can hardly wait too.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
April 29, 2009 at 10:41 pmBossy’s business of domestic affairs has produced more than Baby Wall Eyes, but I only speak as the unofficial and uncompensated representative of Saturn and a reader of Bossy’s Excellent Road Trip.
kay bryan says
April 29, 2009 at 11:48 pmtell me where we are on CLOGGATE, i gotta know. really, I gotta.
jenn @ juggling Life says
April 29, 2009 at 11:59 pmThis sure beats what was happening during Bush’s first 100 days.
Linda in Canada says
April 30, 2009 at 9:54 amI just can’t get past BOSSY’s hairy left arm.
Reeb says
April 30, 2009 at 12:00 pmAll of Bossy’s fine 100 days of accomplishments are good and well. But what made me heave a sigh of contentment and relief was that, not once but TWICE in a news conference I heard last night, Mr. O’Boyfriend correctly pronounced “nuclear”. Ahhhh.
PunditMom says
May 12, 2009 at 9:28 amPlease just make sure when Bossy is in town to visit O’Boyfriend that she stops by Chez PunditMom. We can compare clogs! 😉