First Bossy answered history’s call, where history’s call equals a chilled bottle of champagne to welcome Barack’s Stimulus Package to the White House.
A couple of weeks later, Bossy got down to the business of Domestic Affairs when she and her husband John Cusack announced the arrival of Baby Wall-Eyes:
Next Bossy occupied herself with Foreign Policy, which means Bossy watched House Hunters International:
In early February, Bossy considered issues surrounding Homeland Security after an encounter with a Pale Grey Coat With Nobody Inside It:
A few weeks later, Bossy put her energy into Urban Renewel and came to the conclusion Marc Jacobs is on crack:
Next Bossy contemplated Health Care, specifically how it doesn’t apply to a man who is offed by Barbara Stanwyck and her Insurance Claims lover:
In the spectrum of Scientific Research, Bossy discovered a new moon orbiting her living room:
In matters of Transportation, Bossy uncovered a little known fact about the Dansko shoe company which Bossy likes to call Clog Gate:
And then finally, in a civil ceremony in Iowa, Bossy married her Sunbeam Radiant Control toaster:
What a productive few months it’s been! Bossy can’t wait for President O’Boyfriend’s next 100 days!