Dear Sean Penn,
We all noticed you didn’t thank your lovely wife Robin Wright Penn when accepting an Academy Award for your performance in Milk because “there wasn’t enough time“, and while it’s true that thanking your agent and the film’s producer and the city of San Francisco and Craft Food Services for their catering is important, hello? Wife of eleven years?
Anyway. Bossy is sorry you are filing for a legal separation. Again. Because Bossy thinks you made a pretty cute pair.