Dear Sean Penn,
We all noticed you didn’t thank your lovely wife Robin Wright Penn when accepting an Academy Award for your performance in Milk because “there wasn’t enough time“, and while it’s true that thanking your agent and the film’s producer and the city of San Francisco and Craft Food Services for their catering is important, hello? Wife of eleven years?
Anyway. Bossy is sorry you are filing for a legal separation. Again. Because Bossy thinks you made a pretty cute pair.
Love, Bossy
L says
April 30, 2009 at 8:16 amI think he is a good actor. They did make a cute pair.
Cat says
April 30, 2009 at 8:40 amHe is a good actor, but cute pair? It’s like beauty and the raging, angry ginger man.
BH says
April 30, 2009 at 8:44 amEveryone. Meet Bossy’s Husband’s New Wife.
Caution says
April 30, 2009 at 9:06 amidk, maybe a cute pair like a Stuart Weitzman stiletto and a Croc…
MariaV says
April 30, 2009 at 9:09 amI’ve had a crush on him since BAD BOYS was released in the theaters.
I’m giggling over BH’s comment.
prefers her fantasy life says
April 30, 2009 at 9:19 amWell, at least he didn’t rant and rave about the Jews in the Middle East–I’ll give him that.
Linda says
April 30, 2009 at 9:21 amI wonder if Madonna will try to get him back now?
zelzee says
April 30, 2009 at 9:40 amWonder why his marriages keep ending in separation/divorce?
Jenn @ Juggling Life says
April 30, 2009 at 10:01 amI think he was thanking “craft” services–they’re the people that feed the cast and crew on movie sets. I thought that was a really nice thing to do as they can be the forgotten “little” people.
I think they’ve been down this road a couple of times before. He doesn’t strike me as an easy person to live with.
Alias Mother says
April 30, 2009 at 10:22 amI like Sean Penn as an actor, but I think there is something fundamentally wrong with a man who wouldn’t move the earth, moon, and stars for Princess Buttercup.
sherry says
April 30, 2009 at 10:41 amWell, now that Madonna is single again…
SherylW says
April 30, 2009 at 10:41 amHe is a schmuck…
darla78 says
April 30, 2009 at 11:29 amwho knows what’s going to happen , after all
she did Forrest once ,,,,lol
maggie says
April 30, 2009 at 11:32 amhe seems like the kind of guy you’d like to be friends or lovers with but married to- no
Lisa says
April 30, 2009 at 12:02 pmEEEeew.
Who could really live with HIM..YUCK-O..
Reeb says
April 30, 2009 at 12:02 pmCute couple? Meh. He’s funny-looking, if you ask me. Which I realize you didn’t.
Maria says
April 30, 2009 at 12:06 pmAlias Mother (number 10) hit the nail on the head.
Although, frankly I”ve seen the Princess in a few interviews and she didn’t seem like the smartest Buttercup in the bunch, but you never know….no one deserves to be with that kind of guy. Where fine actor equals=doesn’t have his stuff together.
Liz says
April 30, 2009 at 12:39 pmI personally think Robin Wright should get a Nobel Prize for staying with him that long. I used to wait tables at a fancy place where Sean Penn would come rolling in… He would smoke where there’s no smoking, treat the servers like crap, and get in anyone’s face who *dared* complain about cigarette smoke in a restaurant where patrons were dropping $50 a plate.
Sorry, I’m almost done with my rant. However, seeing the way Sean would treat the “little” people on his frequent trips, I wouldn’t put it past him to have thanked Craft Services simply to irk his wife. I’m sure he gave them hell on set.
ms. changes pants while driving says
April 30, 2009 at 1:21 pmOH EM GEE. srsly. i was purposely listening for him to thank his gorgeous wife. and i TOLD my boyfriend and sister that they were TOTALLY going to break up. and they were all “are you sure you didn’t miss the fact that he did thank her?”
pshaw.
i hope she/they stick to her/their guns this time. is the great pirate wesley available?
karen says
April 30, 2009 at 1:27 pmI caught that little slip up,too. Ouch! I do hate to see this couple part ways, though. I like them both, admire their work, and wish it had worked out for them.
Well Read Hostess says
April 30, 2009 at 1:43 pmDear Sean Penn:
Whatever whatever you are getting separated from the Princess Bride, which I think is a mistake because she classes you up and you still bear the slightest whiff of ICK from being married to Madonna despite your mad acting skillz.
But I don’t care about all that. Here’s what I have to say.
When I lived in SF I met your soon-to-be-separted-from wife’s sister whose name I think is Lucinda and she was freaking so gorgeous and COOOOOOLLL. maybe they were half-sisters. But anyway, she introduced me to MAC Russian Red matte lipstick which I wore for two years despite the fact that I didn’t wear any other makeup so I always had really really really red lips and I thought I looked so edgy and hot. But in retrospect, maybe I just looked like a 24 year old who’d recently discovered lipstick.
The end.
Love,
WRH
Christina says
April 30, 2009 at 1:44 pmThat’s the DREAD Pirate Roberts, if you please.
David says
April 30, 2009 at 2:49 pmI’d still do him.
foolery says
April 30, 2009 at 3:07 pmI get the impression that he sucks all the air out of every room, every time. Accidentally and on purpose.
The three of them will be so much happier — she, he and his ego.
sevedra says
April 30, 2009 at 4:41 pmUm, yeah. I have always felt Sean Penn was kinda creepy. Like, I would not want to be alone in an elevator with him. He just makes me feel like my skin would crawl. *shudder*
Carol M says
April 30, 2009 at 5:54 pmShe is so much better off without him. I can’t stand to look at him. What a pompous ass.
tsisageya says
April 30, 2009 at 8:05 pmBossy, don’t you ever use bad language?
Bush Babe of Granite Glen says
April 30, 2009 at 8:15 pmYou go Ms Wright… Lord knows he ain’t Mr Right!!!
🙂
BB
JK says
April 30, 2009 at 8:51 pmOh Lordy, Bossy, you taught BH well. Funny-funny comment he made at the # 3 spot. Beware BH, just one wrong move (say…at the deli) and you could be easily replaced by a Saturn-driving, John Cusak-resembling, Presidential-like gardener bearing a plentitude of PETUNIAS for the sparsely populated window boxes you got going on there.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
April 30, 2009 at 9:47 pmIndeed! #29 has it right..BH’s comment is hilarious.
Bossy’s Husband is long overdue for some wives, and I cannot wait to hear who else he marries. (Good choice on the first/real wife as well as the second one.)
Trish says
April 30, 2009 at 10:10 pmSad to see the break up but who could stay married to Jeff Spicoli for so long anyway?
Mo says
May 1, 2009 at 12:46 amWell, he DID mention my boyfriend Mickey Rourke in his acceptance speech (and if I hear one more eeeewwww! I swear!) but still, I do like him. And her for that matter. Just wanted to get Mickey’s name mentioned! Thx
Sharon says
May 1, 2009 at 10:32 amShe’s much too thin and she has those hard-to-look-at Madonna arms. He’s nothing to look at either. Meh. Who cares anyway?
Dara says
May 2, 2009 at 6:30 amBH & Princess Buttercup!!!!!
Formerly Unemployed Susan says
May 2, 2009 at 10:19 pmSusan has a crush on STATE OF GRACE.
jen says
May 3, 2009 at 9:11 pmShe’s so beautiful, isn’t she? Really, really beautiful. I hope he isn’t being a dick.
Ellie says
May 4, 2009 at 5:21 pmShe’ll always be Princess Buttercup to me…
Kelly says
May 5, 2009 at 12:59 pmShe is just lovely, and he is also….for an asshole. He’s a hot asshole, though, you know?