Sure, other blogs feature celebrity photos. But Bossy is out to highlight those special celebrities who put the fit in outfit and the tit in prostitute — in a new feature Bossy likes to call ‘HoTos.
are those a sea creature’s tentacles writhing about in the rat’s nest on that first tart’s head? or the dismembered fingers of an alien who attempted to run his fingers through her hair? barf.
Reeb plaintively sighs that she’s so culturally clueless, and doesn’t know who any of these people are, other than Jennifer Anniston which just underscores how out of date she is. Help me, Bossy, you’re my only hope! (Or the Bossy Posse.) Do all these personages have names you know?
Just the fact that Jennifer Aniston is dressed like this shows I am not the only person out there with a baked potato fetish. Thank goodness no one ran up to her and stuck her with a fork to see if she was done!
If she is trying to protect herself from alien mind control, however, she forgot the hat.
Geez Blake Lively….could you at least try to uphold your surname? Why so sad? Oh that’s right, all that money, that fabulous show on the CW (it’s so fabulous in fact that I’ve never watched it nor can I recall the name of said show), and you have that lovely boyfriend, whose name I can’t recall either.
In the next installment of “HoTos”, could Bossy include captions with names? Because I have no idea who any of these people are, except for Jennifer Aniston. Who on earth is that girl with Josh “Grobin” on her boob?
I feel so confident in my capris, tshirt and flip flops. Almost regal. Of course, no one’s taking my picture. If I had a body like any of those women (?) I would throw the ‘ho clothes off and shop neekid… but that’s just me.
Hi Bossy’s mom! Ok, now that Audrey said Blake Lively, I guess I do recognize her from the show my teenage girls love, Gossip Girl. Which I have never watched in my life. I stick to my Soapnet reruns of Beverly Hills, 90210, the original recipe. I love me some Brenda and Dylan. And now you know more about me than you ever wanted to know.
Whew, I was so afraid from the post title these were going to be BlogHer pix. For the record I was wearing more than pigtails at.all.times. I’m glad Shelley admitted she doesn’t know anyone except Jennifer Aniston, ’cause I’m in the same boat (but I think I’m glad… no need to be dropping names like these for my husband to know about).
Don’t these people have stylists? Lady Gag-Me always looks like a ho, but at least she doesn’t look like a crack-ho, like Amy Winehouse….such a sad mess.
Z. Mulls says
July 29, 2009 at 10:28 amDo you have to picture of that girl’s face when they explained to her that Josh spells his last name “Groban” and not “Grobin?”
BOSSY says
July 29, 2009 at 10:34 amOH LORD, Z Mulls, you are right! Hahahahahaha.
Debbie says
July 29, 2009 at 10:42 amI can only see one pic–all the rest are flick “unavailable”
Betsy says
July 29, 2009 at 10:57 amI only see one pic also 🙁
David says
July 29, 2009 at 11:02 amCan I say that I am somewhat relieved that I, too, can only see one pic? Too early in the day for this, for me.
DebbyABQ says
July 29, 2009 at 11:21 amJust one picture. 🙁
Carroll says
July 29, 2009 at 11:25 amDid Bossy snitch pix from someplace illegally and have the internet police people come to take her away?
Will there be a “get out of jail” party??
Should we bring refreshments???
Tune in later today for potentially the most interesting developments on the internet!
Shelley says
July 29, 2009 at 11:44 amI can only see one pic too. Wow, those Internet cops are FAST. Can I RSVP now for the “Bossy’s Out Of Jail” party?
BOSSY says
July 29, 2009 at 12:03 pmBossy has temporarily escaped from prison confinement. Stay tuned and enjoy the ‘HoTos while they’re up!.
kelly says
July 29, 2009 at 12:36 pmare those a sea creature’s tentacles writhing about in the rat’s nest on that first tart’s head? or the dismembered fingers of an alien who attempted to run his fingers through her hair? barf.
Emily says
July 29, 2009 at 12:39 pm‘HoTos. Brilliant! Love it!!!!!!
Half Assed Kitchen says
July 29, 2009 at 12:46 pmHey, you’ve been swiping my Facebook profile pics again.
Julie says
July 29, 2009 at 12:46 pmWhere did you get all these pictures Bossy? From the BlogHer Conference??
anne marie in philly says
July 29, 2009 at 12:52 pmROTFLMAO…hos, hos, and more hos!
Jennifer says
July 29, 2009 at 1:00 pmHo, Ho, Ho
and a bottle of WHOA!
All we need now?
Night-vision video!
(I’m sorry, I just SO love the rhyming.)
Stacey Ball says
July 29, 2009 at 1:03 pmNothing frightens me more than pictures of Lady Gaga, ok, maybe pictures of Courtney Love.
Reeb says
July 29, 2009 at 1:35 pmReeb plaintively sighs that she’s so culturally clueless, and doesn’t know who any of these people are, other than Jennifer Anniston which just underscores how out of date she is. Help me, Bossy, you’re my only hope! (Or the Bossy Posse.) Do all these personages have names you know?
Marinka says
July 29, 2009 at 2:00 pmAwesome BlogHer pics!
Hokie Deb (www.WebSavyMom.com) says
July 29, 2009 at 2:03 pm–>I see all the pictures (unfortunately)… Will Bossy comment on the CFM shoes next?
http://www.WebSavyMom.com
RBG says
July 29, 2009 at 2:33 pmJust the fact that Jennifer Aniston is dressed like this shows I am not the only person out there with a baked potato fetish. Thank goodness no one ran up to her and stuck her with a fork to see if she was done!
If she is trying to protect herself from alien mind control, however, she forgot the hat.
The Cheap Chick says
July 29, 2009 at 2:36 pmThe More Money You Make = The Trashier You Look. Interesting phenomenom, no?
foolery says
July 29, 2009 at 2:36 pmWait, aren’t these all the same person?
Coulda fooled me.
sharon says
July 29, 2009 at 3:09 pmI see all the photos, but I only recognize one of them. I guess I’m officially old.
Audrey at Barking Mad says
July 29, 2009 at 3:20 pmGeez Blake Lively….could you at least try to uphold your surname? Why so sad? Oh that’s right, all that money, that fabulous show on the CW (it’s so fabulous in fact that I’ve never watched it nor can I recall the name of said show), and you have that lovely boyfriend, whose name I can’t recall either.
Dash says
July 29, 2009 at 3:49 pmEEEEEEWwwwww!
Shelley says
July 29, 2009 at 4:08 pmIn the next installment of “HoTos”, could Bossy include captions with names? Because I have no idea who any of these people are, except for Jennifer Aniston. Who on earth is that girl with Josh “Grobin” on her boob?
Martie says
July 29, 2009 at 4:09 pmI feel so confident in my capris, tshirt and flip flops. Almost regal. Of course, no one’s taking my picture. If I had a body like any of those women (?) I would throw the ‘ho clothes off and shop neekid… but that’s just me.
annsrants says
July 29, 2009 at 4:57 pmWhat is going on? I don’t see any pink feather boas anywhere.
The faux Bratz dolls still look hot though.
bossysMom says
July 29, 2009 at 5:31 pmthese women SO understand the appeal of mystery and the understatement.
Shelley says
July 29, 2009 at 5:57 pmHi Bossy’s mom! Ok, now that Audrey said Blake Lively, I guess I do recognize her from the show my teenage girls love, Gossip Girl. Which I have never watched in my life. I stick to my Soapnet reruns of Beverly Hills, 90210, the original recipe. I love me some Brenda and Dylan. And now you know more about me than you ever wanted to know.
Domestic Goddess (in training) says
July 29, 2009 at 9:01 pmIs it wrong that I am strangely attracted to almost every pair of shoes in those pics? I have a thing for ho shoes!?!?!?!?
kate says
July 29, 2009 at 10:38 pmin that last photo, do you think she’s going for sad? or dumb?
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
July 29, 2009 at 11:03 pmWho let the hos out?
Mo says
July 30, 2009 at 2:40 amMy muffin top is saying to me…at a certain age you ain’t never looking like that again… flaunt it while you got it?
janny226 says
July 30, 2009 at 9:34 amWhew, I was so afraid from the post title these were going to be BlogHer pix. For the record I was wearing more than pigtails at.all.times. I’m glad Shelley admitted she doesn’t know anyone except Jennifer Aniston, ’cause I’m in the same boat (but I think I’m glad… no need to be dropping names like these for my husband to know about).
Dara says
July 30, 2009 at 8:24 pmDon’t these people have stylists? Lady Gag-Me always looks like a ho, but at least she doesn’t look like a crack-ho, like Amy Winehouse….such a sad mess.
I am diggin’ the shoes!!
The New Girl says
July 31, 2009 at 8:17 amI know exactly TWO of these people.
LORD, I’m old.
joeinvegas says
August 1, 2009 at 1:54 pmI think Bossy is just jealous that she doesn’t have those slinky outfits to wear (especially when camping).
Cupcake Murphy says
August 3, 2009 at 10:37 pmChloe Sevigny makes me barf.