In regular life, Bossy is a very focused individual, where focused equals what was Bossy saying again? But when it comes to perusing the Internet — and Bossy has written about this before — Bossy has a short attention span and allows herself to skip down a variety of illogical paths, just for sport.
The first stop on her web journey is her son’s Facebook page to see if he’s posted any new photos since the last time Bossy checked 40 minutes ago.
Next Bossy shops for double wrap belts. It doesn’t have to be any particular double wrap belt, as long as it’s a Linea Pelle studded double wrap belt in mahogany:
Before leaving fashion behind, Bossy checks in with the latest trend for Boyfriend everything:
Clothing trends remind Bossy it’s time to check Manhattan real estate! And Bossy immediately finds something with a sizable kitchen!
In fact, the Manhattan real estate company considers this sizeable kitchen such a rarity they include a photo of the kitchen from a different angle!
And, oh yeah, from yet another angle for those with an imagination the size of a gumdrop:
Because, right, the rest of the apartment? That would be this:
Next Bossy checks in with the celebrity gossip:
Mackenzie. Oh, dear Mackenzie. Bossy is so sad for you and your twisted childhood, she cannot even put it into words, except those typed this minute. But honestly, Mackenzie, John Phillips?
And finally, Bossy researches what she considers to be acceptable incest candidates, such as him:
Bossy can sum up her daily Internet romp in this way: There’s nothing better Bossy should be doing. So not true.
Which is what today’s Ten-Word Challenge is all about. In exactly ten words, can you tell Bossy and her council about a few of your Internet search obsessions?
And be sure to check back later today for the most Internet-obsessed of all the web.
If you missed last week’s challenge, click here to read about Bossy’s council’s favorite teachers, described in ten words, of course.