Bossy woke up this morning feeling so ________. It all began last week, when she traveled to New York City on a __________ and __________ day. As soon as she drove into the city she was hit with ___________ emotions, as she always is when in a ________ city.
Bossy circled for a while looking for ________ parking, which made her _______. Also? The whole alternate sides of the street no parking for hours at a time while the street is cleaned thing? That is so _________.
With her ______ car situated, Bossy met up with her __________ son, and the two of them traipsed through the _____________ building to Bossy’s son’s _________ dorm room. There were ___________ changes since the last time Bossy saw the room — she especially _________ her son’s efforts to __________!
And then, Bossy and her son retired to the _________ restaurant, whose menu featured things like __________ and ____________, which make Bossy’s mouth ___________ just thinking about it.
Bossy’s __________ friend Isabel joined the duo, and they drank ____________ and consumed large quantities of ______________ while __________ and talking about ________.
Bossy’s son had to say goodbye in order to go to _____________, leaving Isabel and Bossy to talk about __________, including a business idea Bossy has which involves ______________ and ____________. Isabel, who looked __________, wearing ___________ with her _________, thought Bossy’s business idea was _____________, although decided it could be better executed by _________ or ____________, or even __________.
Bossy drove back to her hometown feeling _________.
And ever since then, Bossy has been ___________. She’s trying to jumpstart her _____________, but instead has ___________, when not ____________ her readers with posts about _____________.
Sometimes a person just feels like _____________ under a ___________. Even, especially, Bossy.
Sewmouse says
October 1, 2009 at 8:01 amTwo words:
Mad Libs
rockle says
October 1, 2009 at 8:06 amoooooh, i love this game! when do we get to use “chocolate salty balls”?
Bush Babe says
October 1, 2009 at 8:49 amI am a tad thirsty for a few nouns there too Bossy? Or is that just me being _________ with no real chance of ___________. Off to _________ into bed with ________ and _______. (You know I was talking about sleeping there, right?)
dgm says
October 1, 2009 at 8:56 amAw. I’m _________.
prefers her fantasy life says
October 1, 2009 at 9:01 amI always thought we have too damn many parts of speech.
anne marie in philly says
October 1, 2009 at 9:03 amaw _______, sewmouse beat me to it!
Manic Mommy says
October 1, 2009 at 9:52 amEven when you’re feeling _____________, you’re still damned ____________.
Lizzy says
October 1, 2009 at 10:40 amI’m pretty sure you could just use the word “fooking” over and over.
Meredith says
October 1, 2009 at 10:51 amAlternate Side of the Street Parking ___________.
And is ______________.
Hope you feel better soon!
janny226 says
October 1, 2009 at 11:06 amI’m gonna insert “bitchin”
David says
October 1, 2009 at 11:26 amBossy woke up this morning feeling so blank. It all began last week, when she traveled to New York City on a brillig and slithy day. As soon as she drove into the city she was hit with 14.2 emotions, as she always is when in a fractal city.
Bossy circled for a while looking for square parking, which made her idiomatic. Also? The whole alternate sides of the street no parking for hours at a time while the street is cleaned thing? That is so alternative.
With her debt-ridden car situated, Bossy met up with her perfect son, and the two of them traipsed through the perfect building to Bossy’s son’s perfect dorm room. There were brilliant changes since the last time Bossy saw the room — she especially worshipped her son’s efforts to ascend!
And then, Bossy and her son retired to the multi-cultural restaurant, whose menu featured things like food and beverages, which make Bossy’s mouth ulcerate just thinking about it.
Bossy’s goddess-like friend Isabel joined the duo, and they drank tequila shooters and consumed large quantities of heroin while free-basing and talking about underage drinking and drug use.
Bossy’s son had to say goodbye in order to go to Asgard, leaving Isabel and Bossy to talk about pyramid schemes, including a business idea Bossy has which involves insurance policies and illiterate immigrants. Isabel, who looked atavistic, wearing bone fragments with her animal furs, thought Bossy’s business idea was smurfy, although she decided it could be better executed by Bernie Madoff or Charles Ponzi, or even random Nigerians.
Bossy drove back to her hometown feeling Minnesota.
And ever since then, Bossy has been fermenting. She’s trying to jumpstart her left ventricle, but instead has defibrillated, when not indoctrinating her readers with posts about the Barefoot Contessa.
Sometimes a person just feels like Chilean Sea Bass under a miso demi-glaze. Even, especially, Bossy.
Stacey Ball says
October 1, 2009 at 11:48 amOh, I love madlibs!!! I wonder if I just plug the word wine into all the blanks if it will work!
well read hostess says
October 1, 2009 at 11:57 amIs it bad if I used this exact thing to review parts of speech today with ninth graders? Except for the fuckwit parking and feeling shittastic, I mean.
Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy says
October 1, 2009 at 12:12 pmHa! Well Read Hostess, you beat me. I was going to have my son practice filling in the blanks.
thatgirlblogs says
October 1, 2009 at 12:30 pmok that gave me a little bit of a headache. Lemme check back after my morning cocktail.
Mo says
October 1, 2009 at 12:37 pmGold, #11. Pure Gold.
cynthiagirl says
October 1, 2009 at 1:08 pmNumber 11 David seems to know some interesting things about Bossy.
V says
October 1, 2009 at 1:24 pmUmmm, you’re also missing nouns and verbs. Perhaps it’s grammar-free Thursday?
krazy kris says
October 1, 2009 at 1:32 pmI have not giggled or laughed out loud at all this week (feeling rather piss pour) but after filling in the blanks myself and then reading Dear David’s rendition, it left me under the desk on the floor trying not to piss my pants. Thank you for brightening my day and freaking out my boss!!! Love you forever, you wonderful blogtress!!!!
Golden says
October 1, 2009 at 2:39 pmMy 9 year old would love this. He madlibs me til my brain goes numb.
Eating shovels with my feet makes me feel shiny.
La Suzette says
October 1, 2009 at 2:54 pmI love David’s interpretation! Bossy, you are the best! I am forwarding this to my friend the “Grammar Policewoman” (and high school latin teacher.
APeetsMom says
October 1, 2009 at 4:04 pm___________stuff Bossy! While my _________ has already been ___________ – I can’t ___________ myself!
helenel says
October 1, 2009 at 4:29 pmLolly lolly lolly, ain’t no adverbs here!
Cristina says
October 1, 2009 at 6:36 pmThis post makes me _______. You are ______ _______!
(Oh, there are so many ways that could be interpreted!)
Leah Rubin says
October 1, 2009 at 8:13 pmA day without modifiers is like _________.
Brando says
October 2, 2009 at 9:10 amI believe the missing word is “vodka.”
Gail K. says
October 2, 2009 at 4:15 pmNext time you go on a trip,
Remember this little tip:
The minute you get back,
They’ll ask you this and that,
You can describe people, places and things…
Simply unpack your adjectives.
You can do it with adjectives.
Tell them ’bout it with adjectives.
You can shout it with adjectives.
I think you could have used some Interjections along with the adjectives and adverbs!
Reeb says
October 5, 2009 at 4:17 pmI missed out on this til now. How’d that happen?
David. I bow at your feet.
Thank you.