Bossy was all prepared to do an innocent post about how Top Chef host and cookbook author Padma Lakshmi is pregnant, and about how Bossy and her daughter can finally be all, “Told you!” because they have been all something is weird with Padma this season, but Bossy was interrupted from her innocent Padma pregnancy post by the following photo:
Lingerie and chinese spare ribs. Makes total sense. Because they go together, sort of like a cookbook author and a serious career. That’s OK, we’re all allowed one ill-advised photo. And then Bossy found this:
And Bossy knows what you’re thinking. You’re all, But Bossy, she was married to Salman Rushdie, she must be smart.
Speaking of ex-husbands, Padma has not yet announced the baby daddy, but Chinese food delivery man? Bossy is looking at you.