Her Italian boyfriend, Antonio.
Yesterday Bossy and her Italian boyfriend Antonio had a three-hour tryst, where trist equals Bossy’s hay was mowed.
When Bossy sat down in her Italian boyfriend Antonio’s chair, he said, “Let’s talk about chore hair,” and then Antonio went on to ask Bossy what she had in mind. And Bossy said she didn’t know but she sure loved the last haircut, and Antonio said, “Ov course, that’s because you deedn’t tell me what to do,” and so Bossy was all, Then why do you always ask me what I want? and Antonio was all, “Because I have both the questions and the answers.”
Who doesn’t want to marry Antonio?