Bossy has been busy thinking about resolutions this week. Which isn’t to be confused with busy making resolutions this week.
Last year Bossy was all, Everything Bossy Wants To Change About Herself Is Behind The Family Room Door, what with the organizing and the organizing with some organizing and one core ball thrown in for good measure.
But this year, Bossy’s resolutions are all between the ears. Specifically,
Bossy has been very unfocused these past months, where past months equal what is twelve months times the years Bossy has been alive? Bossy has let many projects fall to the back burner, the burner that is spattered with last night’s pasta sauce and never really worked anyway.
For starters, Bossy’s resolutions for 2010 involve learning how to type the year 2010 because sister mercy, wasn’t it just 2009?
For Bossy’s next resolution, she will learn what to call this decade. Is it the tens? The teens? The tensiteens?
Bossy can sum up her 2010 New Year’s Resolutions this way: It’s difficult to build one’s empire while napping. Rise up.
Which is what today’s Ten-Word Challenge is all about. In exactly ten words, can you share with Bossy and her council your New Year’s resolutions, or why you don’t make any?
And be sure to check back later today for the resolutionist of comments on the web.
If you missed last week’s Ten-Word Challenge, click here to read Bossy’s unwritten posts, and to see the avoided things Bossy readers have lying around their computer desktops.