Who remembers this past fall when Aunt Oprah traveled to Copenhagen to see for herself why the city was named most livable in the galaxy?
If you missed it, Oprah is given a tour of a typical Copenhagen apartment by a typical Copenhagen woman:
The whole idea is that even growing families share very limited square footage, and so there is a reduction of stuff and a streamlining of what you do have. For instance in the case of this particular tour, Oprah is shown the children’s bedroom, which is just an elevated hole-in-the-wall containing only a bunk bed and a scattering of eco-friendly recycled wooden carbon-reducing organic wind-up toys:
Next the tour moves a few feet over into the dining area:
And then Oprah asks to see the bathroom, which also had walls of glass. And maybe no door.
And then the tour was over and Oprah was all, But what about the master bedroom? And the Denmark woman was all, You already saw the bedroom. And Oprah was all, Sister I’m sure I didn’t see no bade. And the Denmark woman was all, The bed is right there, next to the toaster empty countertop.
coffee maker cuisinart day-old bread
Needless to say, this show inspired Bossy to pack one very small makeup bag with all her belongings and leave her family for a life in Denmark. The first thing Bossy did was locate an apartment online.
Want to see it?
Well, it has a light-filled living room:
It has a light-filled kitchen:
And it has a light-filled dining room:
Bossy is very happy in her new Copenhagen apartment with her makeup bag of belongings. In fact, Bossy even managed to hang a perfect curtain or two:
Bossy can sum up her longing to live in another country in this way: Thank gah in heaven international realty websites don’t take Paypal.
Which is what today’s Ten-Word Challenge is all about. In exactly ten words, can you tell Bossy where you would go house-hunting if you were to leave your homeland? And what are you looking for?
And be sure to check back later today for the most international comments on the web.
If you missed last week’s Ten-Word Challenge, click here to read all of the New Year’s resolutions made and not made by Bossy’s council.
If you enjoyed this post, you might like Bossy’s post about the television show House Hunters International.
BOSSY says
January 5, 2010 at 10:36 amSan Miguel, Mexico. But no Santa-Fe like interiors, please.
vuboq says
January 5, 2010 at 10:38 amAll i want: beach, boozy beverages, and cute cabana boys.
BOSSY says
January 5, 2010 at 10:38 amOh, Italy. Paris. London. Anything in Scandinavia. Russia? Corpus Christi?
corrie says
January 5, 2010 at 10:40 amI’m going with Vuboq~ sounds perfect! cabana boys for everyone! 😉
Chinny says
January 5, 2010 at 10:40 amSomewhere quiet and in the Caribbean. Beach access a must!
Pandechion says
January 5, 2010 at 10:50 amAmsterdam, the Jordaan, near Noordermarkt. There is nowhere more beautiful.
WebSavvyMom says
January 5, 2010 at 10:51 am–>Warm, English-speaking, beach, pool, palm trees, A/C, cold beer.
Alias Mother says
January 5, 2010 at 10:55 amCaribbean apartment with billowy curtains, balcony, and lots of color.
Judi says
January 5, 2010 at 10:58 amI was going to say ALASKA, but then I remembered . . . it’s not international.
Liza says
January 5, 2010 at 10:59 amThailand, or Bali sunny, good food, nice people and beaches!
bdaiss says
January 5, 2010 at 11:02 amTuscany, Italy – how my heart calls your name. Wine for everyone!
Debby says
January 5, 2010 at 11:04 amIreland, cliffs over the water w/misting air. Bad hair tho…
Meg at the Members Lounge says
January 5, 2010 at 11:06 amSunny Pied-a-terre, culture, farmer’s market, well stocked wine shop.
Jen O. says
January 5, 2010 at 11:06 amIreland – the dreariness. Italy – the language barrier. Warmth + quaint + beauty. (p.s. 10 words is HARD!)
Denise says
January 5, 2010 at 11:10 amCopenhagen. Cool, clean, everything by bike. Bike ONLY lanes! Heaven!
Shelley says
January 5, 2010 at 11:11 amDefinitely Ireland. Green, rain, pubs. What else do you need?
RuthWells says
January 5, 2010 at 11:27 amFrance, baby. Nationalized healthcare and fantastic pastries. That will suffice.
Amanda says
January 5, 2010 at 11:34 amBarcelona, Spain or Formenterra – Gothic Quarter or rocky beach cliff.
Suzanne says
January 5, 2010 at 11:43 amSmall, cozy cottage, with a bright blue door in Ireland.
Gail K. says
January 5, 2010 at 11:48 amAustralia in the pouch of a kangaroo – warm, cozy, safe.
Laura says
January 5, 2010 at 11:51 amAn airy apartment with a balcony overlooking a twisty cobblestone street in Rome.
The Great Getzby says
January 5, 2010 at 12:02 pmVilla on the Portuguese coast — bright colors, windows, deck, library.
David says
January 5, 2010 at 12:05 pmA studio in Tel Aviv a block from the beach.
FinnNYC says
January 5, 2010 at 12:09 pmApartment in Nice, France with vineyard country house.
km says
January 5, 2010 at 12:25 pmAustrailia for sure. Great accents. But if not then I’d just settle for Newport RI (yeah, settle, right!)
Tuli says
January 5, 2010 at 12:29 pmScottish Highlands farm cottage for me, please, with sheep included.
MidLifeMama says
January 5, 2010 at 12:30 pmItaly. Ireland. Spain. Small house, BIG garden, pond or lake.
Catootes says
January 5, 2010 at 12:34 pmIreland. Comfy Cottage, fresh air, Garden, soft rain, green hills
Sheryl W says
January 5, 2010 at 12:36 pmCosta Brava Spain. Warm, beachy, cheap cost of living, Sangria.
Joie says
January 5, 2010 at 12:38 pmGaucin, Spain. There years ago. Whitewashed, warm, view of Morocco.
Rachel says
January 5, 2010 at 12:44 pmItaly…Sicily. Something old with a gigantic kitchen, stone counter tops, and thick walls. Courtyard, however ram-shackled, a plus.
Candis says
January 5, 2010 at 12:48 pmItaly please. Inspired vintage calli apartment. Reds, cellos, food, romance.
Just Juli says
January 5, 2010 at 12:49 pmInternational: Mediterranean Italy, or Ireland. Intra-national: Vermont or New Mexico
Lisa says
January 5, 2010 at 12:49 pmWhat was the question today? What’s up with Oprah’s hair?
rockle says
January 5, 2010 at 12:52 pmBahamas. Or Cabo. Somewhere with sun! (And rum or tequila.)
Little Miss Sunshine State says
January 5, 2010 at 12:59 pmTropical Island. Sand, sun, balmy breezes. Anguilla 81 degrees today.
Kristina says
January 5, 2010 at 1:02 pmJesus, anywhere but fricking freezing Nebraska!! Southern France would do!
Sallie (FullTime-Life) says
January 5, 2010 at 1:10 pmGreedy. I want two. London, Spring-Summer. Carribean Fall-Winter.
The Cheap Chick says
January 5, 2010 at 1:10 pmCornwall. England. On the ocean. Preferrably with husband, Viggo Mortenson.
The Domestic Goddess says
January 5, 2010 at 1:11 pmSomeplace it is always warm, never too hot and has enough water for Bugaboo to splash in 24/7. I think they call it Hawaii.
Sallie (FullTime-Life) says
January 5, 2010 at 1:13 pmShelly (#16). Oregon’s got everything you want.. Closer than Ireland.
krazy kris says
January 5, 2010 at 1:21 pmIreland, thick brogue accents, green hills, Guiness, shephards pie, music!!!!!
Vanessa says
January 5, 2010 at 1:27 pmItaly: wine, men, espresso, men, pasta, men, gelato, and the men.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
January 5, 2010 at 1:31 pm1. I’ll take Bora Bora, please, because what’s not to like?
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2. Bora Bora, assuming they don’t use or need money there.
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3. Otherwise, a swan dive from Ms Copenperfect’s dining closet works.
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Lisa says
January 5, 2010 at 1:48 pmTheres no place like home, with all my SHAT included.
“”””””WOOOOOOT”””””””
cynthiagirl says
January 5, 2010 at 1:50 pmParis. And the budget to accompany my new life there.
Sara says
January 5, 2010 at 1:51 pmJungle.
Anywhere.
Tree house with amenities,
The higher the better.
meribon says
January 5, 2010 at 1:58 pmisland in the sun. beach, warmth, no need for shoes.
Grace says
January 5, 2010 at 2:02 pmA cabin in the forest. Quiet, but with fast wireless.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
January 5, 2010 at 2:23 pmSunflower and Lavender-field villa in Provence. Baguettes, wine, cheese. Heaven.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
January 5, 2010 at 2:26 pmRenaissance art filled palazzo in Florence or Lake Como.
BOSSY says
January 5, 2010 at 2:40 pmA guest room in the Great Getzby’s ville (#22), please.
krg says
January 5, 2010 at 2:44 pmengland,scotland, ireland close to europe and no language barrier
Debbie in GA says
January 5, 2010 at 2:48 pmANY PLACE other than that white, cold, desolate Copenhagen matchbox.
Liz says
January 5, 2010 at 2:56 pmSpain, open a bar, small apartment with a big life.
(This is an excruciatingly tempting post today after I just survived another round of layoffs and am wondering what in the heck I am doing with my life…)
Carol M says
January 5, 2010 at 3:00 pmSmall cozy cottage in English village; flower garden, afternoon tea.
Kelly H says
January 5, 2010 at 3:01 pmLake Como, Italy, George Clooney’s Villa. Need I say more?
BH says
January 5, 2010 at 3:11 pmWith a million bucks in the bank, Manhattan Greenwich Village.
BH
BH says
January 5, 2010 at 3:12 pmYet, after seeing Bossy’s Husband’s new wife, Denmark it is!
BOSSY says
January 5, 2010 at 3:17 pmBossy hears Moscow is nice this time of year. Brrrrrrrr.
furiousBall says
January 5, 2010 at 3:18 pmI want to live somewhere where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Julie says
January 5, 2010 at 3:31 pmEngland. Stone cottage. Aga in kitchen. Green countryside. Garden. Village.
Well Read Hostess says
January 5, 2010 at 4:05 pmItaly.
Ireland.
BERMUDA.
linlah says
January 5, 2010 at 4:05 pmPassport expires in 2015 I would celebrate any international stamp.
Sherri says
January 5, 2010 at 4:06 pm58, 59 and 60 made me HOOT!!!
A sunny afternoon, coffee, pastry and a balcony in Paris.
Lisa Rae @ smacksy says
January 5, 2010 at 5:00 pmLake Como. Vespa. Clothing allowance. SPF50. Near George Clooney’s place.
BossysMom says
January 5, 2010 at 5:07 pmFrance, Scandinavians, tolerant people, not religious (so no wars), Character.
dgm says
January 5, 2010 at 5:12 pmAs a place to live, coastal Australia or New Zealand.
TheOtherJennifer says
January 5, 2010 at 6:10 pmEngland. Countryside. Small Cottage. Small Dog. Big Garden. Good pub.
p/f says
January 5, 2010 at 6:17 pmI’ll go anywhere with socialized healthcare, history, and happy citizens.
Sissy in Texas says
January 5, 2010 at 6:58 pmSomewhere that provides free boarding schools for defiant teenage boys.
dobes says
January 5, 2010 at 7:02 pmI made the move 7 years ago. Very few regrets.
Christine M says
January 5, 2010 at 8:52 pmSeasoned, oily, villa in the rolling hills of Northen Italy.
Hercules Charnas says
January 5, 2010 at 9:06 pmParis, France. Where they don’t wear underpants. I chafe.
KRA says
January 5, 2010 at 9:12 pmFirst choice a cape cottage near Cape Town, South Africa.
Jarrard says
January 5, 2010 at 9:33 pmAshland, Ohio is the best place to live for me.
Bonnie says
January 5, 2010 at 10:09 pmAfter lottery win will find swanky townhouse near Hyde Park.
Laurie says
January 5, 2010 at 10:29 pmTuscan villa with Sting recording duet album together–senza clothing.
meleah rebeccah says
January 5, 2010 at 10:30 pmCapri Italy!
Jodi Anderson says
January 5, 2010 at 10:49 pmSweden or Denmark. My ancestors lived there; I love *there*.
Caroline says
January 5, 2010 at 10:56 pmTahiti, where my grandmother built a bungalow in the 1920s.
ann's rants says
January 5, 2010 at 11:09 pmI read “bade” as “bidet” and I am still laughing at myself.
And Oprah’s dainty little hand.
Dawn in Austin says
January 5, 2010 at 11:46 pmThree years in Trinidad made the Caribbean my favorite place.
Jamie Noelle says
January 5, 2010 at 11:56 pmNew Zealand, beautiful, lush unspoiled New Zealand.
Laurie says
January 6, 2010 at 12:24 amNot in Copenhagen where people live in/on glass boxes.
Catherine McP says
January 6, 2010 at 12:33 amThatched hatched roof, hexagonal, ceiling fan, dock, beach, boat. Humpf.
joeinvegas says
January 6, 2010 at 1:33 amParis, city of light (well, not Vegas) great food, loverly
Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy says
January 6, 2010 at 1:38 am(Is Bossy’s new floor sloped?)
I want to live in Meg Ryan’s movie French Kiss.
David says
January 6, 2010 at 11:47 amSomewhere on the Aegean sea; cafes, water, beaches, boats, vacationers.
blackbird says
January 6, 2010 at 12:05 pmBlackbird loves Bossy’s post on HHunters International WHICH IS NO LONGER ON BLACKBIRD’S TELEVISION.
Reeb says
January 6, 2010 at 5:35 pmIt used to be English garden-land. But PacNW IS that!
Reeb says
January 6, 2010 at 5:38 pmMs. Cranky Pants, can I share your #50 Provence villa?
Reeb says
January 6, 2010 at 5:44 pmBossy how much Paypay kroner for your light-filled Danish apartment?
I just made up kroner. what’s the currency there?
Lorraine says
January 8, 2010 at 4:19 pmBeautiful godless Copenhagen complete with babies, bikes, blondes and bread. (not necessarily in that order…)
Kelly says
January 9, 2010 at 3:46 pmWound too tight for island living. Uptight and warm= Nice?
bossysMom says
July 28, 2013 at 1:36 pmJust want to see if there is a time limit on comments.
So….ALL of the above descriptions and places, over THERE somewhere!