Welcome to the (No) Book Tour Countdown, where Bossy will — and this is a stretch — count down the days until she leaves on her (No) Book Tour. Assuming it happens. Bossy will use this space to detail what she’s up to as she plans, organizes, and collapses in fits. Shall we?
As best Bossy can judge, considering the weather patterns across the continental United States, Bossy will once again embark on her cross-country road trip at the end of March and into April. This is the perfect time because the south isn’t too hot and the north isn’t too cold and the east isn’t too snowy and the west isn’t too… whatever it is the west does.
According to this very scientific calculation, Bossy has about 66 days to prepare for her trip, which is approximately one year shy of enough time.
In this light, Bossy spent the day answering the first of the emails to fill her inbox, which was stacked with enthusiastic bloggers and readers signing up to be a part of the (No) Book Tour, and about the name of this thing, a word of advice: Never try to work a parenthesis into anything you’re going to have to type a bazillion times a minute because it just sucks the will to live right out of you.
Anyway, there Bossy sat answering emails, and in the process Bossy sent those people who signed up a questionnaire which contains questions. Bossy thinks the idea of a questionnaire is very off-putting to people, but Bossy promises you, she’s not using your banking information in any meaningful way. Heh.
Silly Bossy! Banking information wasn’t one of the questions! Bossy simply needs to know basic facts like name, and city/state, and which days you aren’t home and which first floor windows are unlocked. Heh.
Where were we? Emails, 66 days, grand larceny, right. Check back within the next couple of days for the next
heart attack countdown installment.
And sign up for the (No) Book Tour today! Email Bossy: iambossy (at) gmail dot com, or use the contact button at the top of this page.