Welcome to the (No) Book Tour Countdown, where Bossy will — and this is a stretch — count down the days until she leaves on her (No) Book Tour. Bossy will use this space to detail what she’s up to as she plans, organizes, and collapses in fits. Shall we?
Bossy has been carrying around three business cards for the last year, living in fear she’d actually need to give one out and be down to two, and then, sister mercy, one.
Suddenly it occurred to Bossy this problem was as easily solved as going online to Vistaprint and ordering a new batch. Ahh.
And so that’s what Bossy was up to a couple of days ago, the idea being to have plenty of business cards to give out to the (no) book stores she visits while (not) signing the book she didn’t write on her (No) Book Tour!
There Bossy sat at her computer refilling her order all happy, when all of the sudden Vistaprint told Bossy she really needs to improve her backside. Wha?
Bossy found this so funny she tweeted about it. And that, council, may be the only twitter reference you will ever find in these pages which aren’t actually pages at all. (Except if you want to follow Bossy on twitter, press the Follow button in the right column.)
Jenn @ Juggling LIfe saysJanuary 22, 2010 at 7:28 pm
If Vistaprint can improve one’s backside, I’m definitely checking it out.
Cat saysJanuary 22, 2010 at 7:43 pm
I hope those anti corporate entity/human marriage people don’t cause problems for you and the new hubby.
Amber saysJanuary 22, 2010 at 10:28 pm
HEHE Twitter is magical 🙂
Em saysJanuary 22, 2010 at 10:34 pm
I was heading over to VistaPrint to order business cards when I decided I would goof off a little more & read bossy instead and lo and behold, it’s about VistaPrint. Talk about a kick in the backside. Alright, Universe, alright. I’m going! Yeesh!
Andrea's Sweet Life saysJanuary 23, 2010 at 11:55 am
Right before BlogHer I tweeted how excited I was that I got my cards so cheap from VistaPrint, and they tweeted back a coupon code. WOO! They are awesome.
VInomom saysJanuary 23, 2010 at 7:53 pm
How full of the awesome is it that Vistaprint tweets?
Audubon Ron saysJanuary 24, 2010 at 3:34 am
Well alrighty thennnnn, we take a break from Vistaprint and Twitter and get back to the original topic, I just got my hair cut for your arrival.
Little Miss Sunshine State saysJanuary 24, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Ummm, I think the “follow bossy on twitter” button is in the right column, not the left.
Or maybe it’s just my sleep-deprived brain.
WebSavvyMom saysJanuary 25, 2010 at 9:52 am
–>Isn’t there a word to describe you Paying Vistaprint to improve your backside?
Jeni saysJanuary 25, 2010 at 10:14 am
I will follow Bossy on Twitter just because she does NOT pimp it all over her blog! For some bloggers that seems to be just about every other sentence. Until now I didn’t even know Bossy was twittering! I LOVE MINIMALIST tweeters!
Ris saysJanuary 25, 2010 at 11:35 am
Oh Vistaprint, you saucy minx. I’m sure you and Bossy will be very happy together.
La Suzette saysJanuary 25, 2010 at 3:56 pm
I think you have a misprint on your front side. I suggest “guffaw” instead of “giggle.”
kathy saysJanuary 25, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Why don’t you put Vistaprint’s tweet to you on your backside?
Extremely Twitter Adverse Susan saysJanuary 27, 2010 at 9:55 pm
Texas Susan saysJanuary 28, 2010 at 10:47 pm
And then Bossy and Vistaprint had kids. All of them were free . . . except for the shipping.
foolery saysFebruary 1, 2010 at 7:47 pm
I finally broke down in November and got blog cards from Vistaprint. I have given away maybe five of them. Perhaps my backside is making me unpopular.