Welcome to the (No) Book Tour Countdown, where Bossy will — and this is a stretch — count down the days until she leaves on her (No) Book Tour. Bossy will use this space to detail what she’s up to as she plans, organizes, and collapses in fits. Shall we?
In the above photo you will find all the specifics of what Bossy has been doing the past two weeks to prepare for her cross-country road trip to promote the book she didn’t write, which is to say she’s been eating ice cream in front of the TV while tweeting, also known as recovering from her leg procedure.
Bossy has unfortunately been experiencing some side effects which have prevented her from having a very optimistic view of driving an average of seven hours a day, in a sitting position, also while sitting. And driving.
But this week should be one in which Bossy gets back in the swing of things — and also, Bossy? That week starts now.