Welcome to the (No) Book Tour Countdown, where Bossy will — and this is a stretch — count down the days until she leaves on her (No) Book Tour. Bossy will use this space to detail what she’s up to as she plans, organizes, and collapses in fits. Shall we?
In the above photo you will find all the specifics of what Bossy has been doing the past two weeks to prepare for her cross-country road trip to promote the book she didn’t write, which is to say she’s been eating ice cream in front of the TV while tweeting, also known as recovering from her leg procedure.
Bossy has unfortunately been experiencing some side effects which have prevented her from having a very optimistic view of driving an average of seven hours a day, in a sitting position, also while sitting. And driving.
But this week should be one in which Bossy gets back in the swing of things — and also, Bossy? That week starts now.
Martha In Kansas saysFebruary 16, 2010 at 10:21 am
Postpone a bit? I’m sure we can adjust to a later schedule. You don’t want to turn it into a tour of hospitals!
WebSavvyMom saysFebruary 16, 2010 at 10:44 am
–>Too bad Bossy can’t turn it into a Thelma and Louise situation (minus the shooting but totally with Brad Pitt) and have someone to help her drive.
km saysFebruary 16, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Perhaps Amtrak could sponsor and we readers could do the local bits???
Jodi Anderson saysFebruary 16, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Um, can we start this week TOMORROW?
La Suzette saysFebruary 16, 2010 at 1:53 pm
When are ya gonna update the daily poverty party? Sheesh, am tired of looking that cheap-ass christmas card.
Lizzy's Mom saysFebruary 16, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Having a bad day, La?
ldh saysFebruary 16, 2010 at 6:06 pm
@ La Suzette–so glad she said it-was thinking it but to timid to express it–La is my muse
Ruth saysFebruary 16, 2010 at 10:11 pm
I am so happy to see that I am not the only one in the USA without a fancy schamzy TV. I havce the same TV as Bossy.
Bossy Feel Better SOONER!
foolery saysFebruary 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
That’s the GREATEST THING about these (No) book tours — (No) schedule! Come when you can, we’ll be ready. Although I DID schedule a cut and color for late March — but no, come when you can.
Amber saysFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:17 pm
HAHAH you use your laptop as a tray too 🙂
jeanne Greenwald saysMarch 3, 2010 at 9:55 pm
don’t forget to tell me when you’re coming to Florida, Bossy. If you come to Orlando, I will come to you there (even though HERE is better…) and if you come at the right time, maybe use blogger types could do something REALLY fun, like going to a real Florida spring(s), like Willliam Bartram (you guys know: the writer from a really long time ago?) did! Y’all check out my blog from Sept. 2009 if you want to see me writing in springs ecstaty (pics too). Or we could just meet at Starbucks. No Disney for me. I just can’t do THAT. Not even for Bossy. 🙂
jeanne Greenwald saysMarch 3, 2010 at 9:58 pm
CORRECTION: above comment, line three: “…maybe use bloggers….” should be “maybe US bloggers” but that, too, just doesn’t sound right. “Maybe ‘we’ bloggers?”
WHATEVER, huh? Just come!
jeanne Greenwald saysMarch 3, 2010 at 9:59 pm
SIGH. I should proofread all of it before submitting.