Ever hear of a Self-Resolving Visual Disturbance as a side effect to Saphenous Vein Ablation? Bossy either.
But apparently there is a 5-8% chance of this occurring, which translates to
a 100% chance it will happen to Varicose Barbie. And Varicose Barbie is not happy. Because when Varicose Barbie tries to look out of her eyes, this is what she sees:
It’s back to bed for you, Varicose Barbie. That’s OK, it’s not as if her daughter is in the middle of a snow day and they have all kinds of fun plans. Oh, wait.