Who remembers Bossy’s friend, that ridiculous Rachel Zoe? She’s the celebrity stylist whose life is documented in the Bravo series The Rachel Zoe Project, but sister mercy she also has a newsletter.
This newsletter, delivered by email, highlights the items Rachel Zoe thinks you should have in your own closet. But just in case you don’t have a hangdog husband Rodger who waits back in the hotel room while you go on a shopping spree with the Gay du Jour and then attempt to hide your exorbitant purchases, Rachel Zoe also gives you a parallel universe option which costs less, where less equals:
Rachel Zoe thinks you need this dress:
It’s Alexander Wang‘s Asymmetrical Sweatshirt Dress, but Rachel Zoe refers to it as a Gym Class Hero Dress, probably because it looks like something you could wear to the gym, which is why it costs $650.
But just in case you can’t afford the designer version, Rachel Zoe offers this as her parallel universe option:
Also by Alexander Wang, this parallel universe dress retails for $95. Which is why Bossy scoured the internet and would like to offer you the following Gym Class Hero Dress option:
Next, Rachel Zoe wants you to invest in this:
It’s Phillip Lim‘s Double Breasted Blazer and Guru Pants and it costs $870. But if you can’t afford a mortgage payment to look like you’re wearing your Uncle Henry’s clothes, Rachel Zoe offers the following parallel universe option:
Next Rachel Zoe wants you to have this:
It’s Oscar de la Renta‘s Crystal Bolero which costs $7990, which Rachel Zoe thinks is worth it because don’t you know layers are good any time of year? even though Bossy didn’t realize tulle with crystals amounts to a layer. But if you can’t afford it, Rachel Zoe offers this parallel universe item:
But in case you don’t feel you can afford this $68 parallel universe sequined cardigan, Bossy offers the following parallel universe’s parallel universe option: