First of all, Bossy apologizes for being a day late with Ten-Word Tuesday — or to be more specific A day late plus 56 years. At least that’s how far behind Bossy feels as she moves into the final stages of her (No) Book Tour planning and prepares to make many announcements, including exact itinerary dates and cities and sponsors.
Tuesday April 6th is Bossy’s departure date. That’s only twenty days away, council. Veinte, twintig, dvidešimt, tjugo, enty-tway days. So Bossy is once again updating the daily (No) Book Tour countdown calendar in her left column, where updating equals Who has time to update when Bossy is leaving in twenty days?
Speaking of Bossy’s (No) Book Tour (With) Nervous Breakdown, unless you filled out this form you are not officially signed-up to be a part of the road trip. Emails to Bossy are sweet, and comments are grand, and shouting to Bossy across streets is cute, but you need to fill out this form in order to receive information about the get-togethers, and to get mapped and linked on Bossy’s site — this means everyone including Bossy’s gays and including Bossy’s mom and including Bossy.
Anyway, where was Bossy? Ah yes, Tuesday. On Wednesday.
The above photo does not represent a mummy, but rather the little nest Bossy’s friend Martha prepared for Bossy a few weeks ago when Bossy was for the most part immobile and recovering from leg surgery and recovering from losing her mind due to leg surgery.
“Come on over,” Martha said — and to this end, Martha prepared Bossy a place to sit and pull her legs up and provided her a cozy comforter and three hours worth of The United States of Tara on DVD and a lunch representing the four food groups: Soup, bread, spanakopita, and wine.
Bossy can summarize her day spent at Martha’s house wrapped in a sofa nest in this way: Dear Martha, Bossy will be moving in shortly. Warn Netflix.
Which is what today’s Ten-Word Challenge (on Wednesday) is all about. In exactly ten words, can you tell Bossy and her council about the last nice thing a friend did for you, or you did for a friend?
And be sure to check back later today for the friendiest comments on the web.
If you missed last week’s Ten-Word Challenge, click here to read about the various celebrity lookalikes in the lives of Bossy and her council.
Tiffany says
March 17, 2010 at 8:45 amLast night my parents threw a surprise 30th birthday party.
Audubon Ron says
March 17, 2010 at 8:53 amI have no friends named Bossy’s Friend Martha. Too Bad.
BossysMom says
March 17, 2010 at 8:55 amA sweet, light story….When a shelf holding wine glasses etc. came tumbling down
breaking years of pretty glasses,
neighbors in my extraordinary neighborhood gathered up a basket, and gave some of their glasses. This colorful assortment is now my favorite.
hulagirlatheart says
March 17, 2010 at 9:00 amBrought cake and ignored the suprising pile of dog poop in my dining room.
dgm says
March 17, 2010 at 9:04 amMade me a gorgeous, funky necklace for no special reason!
Kimberly says
March 17, 2010 at 9:13 amThrew me fabulous 50th party; dearest friends;, stories, food, wine…
WebSavvyMom says
March 17, 2010 at 9:18 am–>My recent 3-day birthday celebration with friends and family.
jp says
March 17, 2010 at 9:21 amFavorite cousin bought Red Sox tickets for unemployed Me & Hubby!
leslie says
March 17, 2010 at 10:30 amHad a neighbor leave sacks of groceries on our porch step right before dawn every other Friday for many months while my husband was unemployed-he too much pride to accept. We discovered it was them when we were invited over for a meal and as I was helping clean the kitchen and noticed the same particular items in their pantry. They never wanted to embrass us with the help. This was a long commitment they did–about 6 months and they were not financially sound either. Good friends!
Jenni D. says
March 17, 2010 at 10:35 amToddler and I just dragged garbage cans home for neighbors.
Susa B says
March 17, 2010 at 10:49 amI broke my ankle several years ago. Dear friend took a week of vacation to come stay with me during the day, clean house, cook meals and provide company until I was more mobile. Still amazes me to this day.
Jim says
March 17, 2010 at 10:52 amWon $50 in a raffle and donated it to my friends in HAITI
Rachel says
March 17, 2010 at 11:16 amCrazy, delightful friends paid for me to attend a teacher’s training in …HOOPDANCE! Paid for class, paid for flight. How did I get so lucky?!!!!
Kris says
March 17, 2010 at 11:21 amMade 2 pies so friend could take them to bakesale.
BOSSY says
March 17, 2010 at 11:27 amIt’s a bad sign maybe Bossy hasn’t done nice things?
Lisa S. says
March 17, 2010 at 11:48 amWhen husband broke his back, friends finished our construction project.
Ellen says
March 17, 2010 at 11:49 amBack problems! Sweetheart massaged, cleaned house, brought heating pad, wine/food.
ps Leslie’s story made me tear up; what a good neighbor!
kathleen says
March 17, 2010 at 12:01 pmshe washed my kitchen floor on her hands and knees
heidig says
March 17, 2010 at 12:27 pmbest friend and i celebrate birthdays together with pedicures and many margaritas!
APeetsMom says
March 17, 2010 at 12:27 pmSus made me a pretty bracelet to match her own!
heidi says
March 17, 2010 at 12:36 pmMJ made her hair appt. the same time as mine 🙂
Carroll says
March 17, 2010 at 12:40 pmOffered rides to medical appointments to brand-new-really-doesn’t-know-me-from-a-hole-in-the-wall-yet (that counts as one word, right?) soon-to-be (ditto, so that’s #8) good friend.
BabyFavorite says
March 17, 2010 at 12:50 pmBaby Favorite is suddenly very depressed about her “friends.”
KathyB says
March 17, 2010 at 12:59 pmListening to Fred’s stories at his first chemo treatment, mutual.
Linda_M says
March 17, 2010 at 1:12 pmSent 13 months unemployed best friend free network seminar info.
LeahBear says
March 17, 2010 at 1:16 pmMy friend Andrea threw me a Very Merry Unbirthday party!
foolery says
March 17, 2010 at 1:30 pmWeekly lunch at great aunt’s, 92. She cooks, I clean.
linlah says
March 17, 2010 at 1:44 pmAlways remembers my birthday even when I don’t remember hers.
Cactus Petunia says
March 17, 2010 at 1:48 pmMy sweet friends always bring food for our Poverty Party!
The Domestic Goddess says
March 17, 2010 at 2:03 pmWRH brought DG taters when my boy was sick. HERO!
TheWordWire says
March 17, 2010 at 2:20 pmCar trouble! Friend came to the rescue. Bought her beer.
Mitzie says
March 17, 2010 at 2:58 pmA nice stranger wrote me a wonderful note after sitting close to my dad and I chatting in the meditation garden while my dad was hospitalized and having chemo. I saved it and read it when things are tough. I can’t count to 10 obviously.
Meg at the Members Lounge says
March 17, 2010 at 2:59 pmAttended niece’s graduation in blizzard. Flew back into same blizzard.
Sherri says
March 17, 2010 at 3:01 pmCouldn’t eat solids, friends made daily jello jiggler letter messages!
BossysMom says
March 17, 2010 at 3:19 pmSometimes go way over 10 and Bossy doesn’t say anything.
sheri bheri says
March 17, 2010 at 3:32 pmRecently:
Shared gift with ‘friend with newborn’ for other friend’s 40th
My best good deed that I can’t mention in real life:
Neighbour: brain-injured husband, 3 kids, we paid snow clearing service. (Okay, that’s 10 words plus 1 number).
Ruth says
March 17, 2010 at 3:50 pmJr. Hi friend took me home after Weight loss surgery and coddeled me. ok thats 12 I think
MidLifeMama says
March 17, 2010 at 3:55 pmFriend wet/dry vacced my basement after biblical rain fall.
Heide says
March 17, 2010 at 4:04 pmColleagues did all my work, graciously and generously, during two months’ medical leave.
Sandi says
March 17, 2010 at 4:51 pmMy friend sent me Saint Cupcake cupcakes for no reason.
Madtexter says
March 17, 2010 at 5:43 pmI sent a new pair of stiletto pumps to my friend Sasha when he told me he wanted to do drag for his birthday.
Bri says
March 17, 2010 at 6:08 pmFriend stood me up today, so I’ve got nothing nice to say.
Bush Babe (of Granite Glen) says
March 17, 2010 at 6:11 pmFriend sent birthday gift 15th year running – I’m not worthy!
Reeb says
March 17, 2010 at 6:52 pmGroup of us spring-cleaned elderly couple’s lovely yard last Saturday.
Reeb says
March 17, 2010 at 6:55 pmFriends spring-cleaned my garden when I was sick all one year.
(can I buy one word please)
It’s easier to give than to receive help, I found.
Reeb says
March 17, 2010 at 6:56 pmJeanie said I could quit an “obligatory” activity. Whew. Relief.
Reeb says
March 17, 2010 at 6:58 pm(my pal Jeanie’s encouragement to me that it was okay for me to quit this activity really set me free from “ought-to’s” in my head, so this is as good as a hands-on nice thing to do, for me!)
Catherine McP says
March 17, 2010 at 7:49 pmSTINGY coworker bought us the good cafeteria popcorn. Was monumental!
Popped in a machine like at bar, I’m still floored.
60 cents a bag for three of us, still floored.
She has more money than us, we usually buy hers.
I know this sounds petty, but damn! a first for sure!
meleah rebeccah says
March 17, 2010 at 7:57 pmMy girlfriend came in from California so I would have a ‘date’ to watch the Oscars
Twisted Susan says
March 17, 2010 at 8:54 pmMy pal wouldn’t accept repayment of the loan she provided.
bossy's friend martha's sister says
March 17, 2010 at 9:00 pmThought that spot was made for me…..It is a wonderful spot.. oh….it’s Tuesday… ooppps
The Know it All says
March 17, 2010 at 9:01 pmBest friend in the whole world (from Kansas) introduced me to Bossy! (parenthesis don’t count in the ten words as per ME the REAL boss of the WHOLE world) (whole looks funny…did I spell it correctly?)
bossy's friend martha's sister says
March 17, 2010 at 9:03 pmsurprise party, blind date, cooked, cleaned, told me “break up”, soup
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
March 17, 2010 at 10:08 pmBlog friends are the best, their generosity knows no bounds.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
March 17, 2010 at 10:18 pmEmotional support in times of need flows like a river.
Cupcake Murphy says
March 17, 2010 at 10:42 pmBird nest awful hair. Husband goes “Very Gatsby! You’re gorgeous.”
21st Century Housewife says
March 17, 2010 at 10:42 pmI am overwhelmed daily by the kindness of my friends.
Cupcake Murphy says
March 17, 2010 at 10:43 pmMy friend Linda never fails to make me feel worthy.
Pamela says
March 17, 2010 at 10:48 pmaunt flo came back. that bitch gave me awful cramps.
Pamela says
March 17, 2010 at 10:49 pmall done having babies, so she’s no longer my friend.
Pamela says
March 17, 2010 at 10:49 pmi do have friends whom i appreciate when not menstruating.
josh says
March 17, 2010 at 11:09 pmDidn’t punch my friend in the box while she perioded.
sugarpie says
March 17, 2010 at 11:40 pmFriends had horrible houseguest. Took her to movies one night.
sugarpie says
March 17, 2010 at 11:42 pm…So that friends could have dinner alone without her yammering.
sugarpie says
March 17, 2010 at 11:45 pmCollected me at train station unexpectedly, $50 cab ride avoided.
Amber Star says
March 18, 2010 at 1:21 amMy cousin came over and gave me a LOT of some really sweet seeds…we garden, so not those other kinds of seeds. It was the nicest thing anyone has done for me in a long time. From time to time we go plant shopping and bless her heart I get the gotta goes right nows when it is 115F or the last time a blue norther came in and it got super cold while we were out. We stopped at Sonic and got diet cokes and an order of french fries to share while we talked. I love her.
Reeb says
March 18, 2010 at 12:11 pmWrote me letter of affirmation, depth, love. Thirty year friend.
peterpanic says
March 18, 2010 at 3:00 pmI was depressed. Out of the blue “Let’s go bowling!”
nancy says
March 18, 2010 at 3:57 pmCooked meals for sister recuperating from transplant surgery. New kidney!
Behind Blue Eyes says
March 20, 2010 at 4:14 amSister’s friend: “Everyday I strive to have your character.”
Melt.
Melizzard says
March 21, 2010 at 10:13 amFilled out the form last week but didn’t seem to work so did again today – sorry if I duplicated myself.
Teri says
March 22, 2010 at 9:35 amOffered use of cabin by 11 acre lake until house closes.
(numbers don’t count)
muskrat says
March 24, 2010 at 8:18 pmI wrote a post to help a friend; it’s here:
http://fathermuskrat.com/2010/03/14/you-dont-forget-the-guys-who-run-from-the-cops-with-you/