Here’s how it’s going to work: In less than 24 hours, Bossy will embark on her 12,000-mile, 6-week cross country (No) Book Tour, which Bossy will document in these pages that aren’t pages, every day.
In exchange for a front seat perspective of all of Bossy’s road trip experiences, Bossy asks that her council please bear with Bossy through a daily jump to another page, such as See how you did that and lived to tell?
Speaking of this daily jump to another page, Bossy wants to remind you about a little trick she employs to make the read more concept tolerable, and that trick is: pushing the read more link first, before actually reading anything — in which case it’s not really a read more link at all but rather a read link and please someone stop Bossy from typing.
Bossy needs to post her road trip stories on a different page because It is so complicated be very happy Bossy isn’t going to attempt to explain.
Anyway. Bossy has been very busy preparing for her departure, where very busy equals It’s amazing one can sustain a hip injury from too much lying on the sofa.
That’s why Bossy was so pleased she had the chance to empty her head of all road trip concerns yesterday during an Easter picnic in unseasonably warm weather.
Bossy’s extended family and a few neighborhood friends met at the local college campus and arranged a cacophony of chairs and picnic blankets under a weeping cherry tree BOSSY NEEDS TO DECIDE WHICH OF THE TEN PAIRS OF BLACK SWEAT PANTS RECENTLY PURCHASED SHE IS GOING TO KEEP AND WHICH SHE’S GOING TO RETURN.
Everyone brought food items to share, such as pork sandwiches, hummus, cheese, french bread, grapes, olives, GAH NAME TAGS WOULD BE SO HELPFUL FOR THE NIGHTLY (NO) BOOK TOUR MEET-UPS. WONDER IF THEY HAVE THEM AT STAPLES AND IF THEY’RE THE KIND THAT STICK TO YOUR CLOTHES?
Frisbee, football, and baseball were just a few of the activities the kids and adults enjoyed on the little knoll adjacent to the picnic blankets OH SURE NO PROBLEM BOSSY WILL JUST LEARN HOW TO USE THIS NEW IPHONE DURING HER SPARE MOMENTS NOT PACKING SIX WEEKS OF CLOTHES INTO A SHOE BOX.
It was heartwarming to see such harmony among the Bossy family cousins, as they skipped toward the playground with their large beach ball WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN BY BLUE TOOTH AND HOW WILL BOSSY HEAR HER NAVIGATION SYSTEM INSTRUCTIONS OVER THE SOUND OF OPRAH AND FRIENDS ON HER FORD FUSION’S SATELLITE RADIO?
It was great to be able to chat with friends and family while a slight breeze stirred and neighborhood dogs romped down the twisty path MOTRIN FIBERCON GAS-X PAMPRIN IODINE TAMPONS BOSSY KNOWS SHE’S FORGETTING SOMETHING.
Hey, council? Meet you back here tomorrow, Tuesday April 6 for Day One of Bossy’s (No) Book Tour, which launches in New York City.
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