You are looking at the house Bossy just purchased in the D.C. metro area so she can live a few hundred yards from her gay Vuboq. Sorry about the whole traveling-across-the country thing, because Bossy will be staying right here, on this porch, in that chair.
And then Bossy woke up. And when she did, she was still on her road trip! And, sister mercy, is she ever tired already! Blame them:
And you can also blame them:
In whatever case, Bossy and her amazing D.C. council had a grand time scarfing fried pickles, and also eating fried pickles. By the time Bossy reaches Houston next week on her Fried Fried tour, she will be retaining so much water as to be rendered unrecognizable.
Speaking of Bossy’s council who broke a sweat consuming fried pickles, she was there and she was there and she was there and Yes Bossy realizes these names don’t link to anything yet — and that’s because Bossy left their blog information in her car. But please check back later today when Bossy fills in this vital information.
And speaking of Bossy’s car which is resting in a parking garage a few blocks away holding all manner of vital information, last night after the meet-up, Bossy’s gay Vuboq fell in love with Bossy’s car, which Bossy has named Harrison Ford:
And speaking of Harrison Ford in a parking garage a few blocks away holding vital information, you may be wondering what Bossy is doing today that she needs a parking garage in metro D.C. and it’s this: Bossy is holding a (No) Book signing at Borders!
That’s right, Bossy is here to sign the book she didn’t write, and Bossy was plenty gratified to see how many (No) people showed up for the occasion!
Which is why Bossy was extra pleased to round the corner and bump into one of Bossy’s very close and personal friends, Seattle’s Restrooms Coffee!
Did you know Seattle’s Best Coffee is now sold at Borders?
Well. Bossy was known to frequent other coffee houses on her last road trip, but Bossy just discovered one additional advantage of Borders — besides the many intriguing New York Times Best Sellers, of which Bossy is (Not) included, and the delicious Seattle’s Best Coffee and nibbles, and oh my gah they’re playing The Best of Janet Jackson — and it’s this:
As you can imagine, dear Bossy’s council, the expense of paying hourly for internet in other coffee houses nearly drove Bossy to the poor house on her last road trip — and see how Bossy did that? Wrapped a driving pun around her (No) Book Signing post? This Seattle’s Best Coffee coffee sure is working!