First of all, Bossy admits she always thought bible belt meant the following:
But as Bossy has driven the miles wrapped inside more miles riddled with more miles that encompass Virginia and Georgia and Tennessee and Arkansas, the various bible belt billboards tell a different story, such as this:
And speaking of signs, Bossy keeps seeing this one in front of various places of worship:
This is how Bossy passes the time in her car, reading signs and thinking and driving and driving and driving and driving and listening to the Sirius satellite radio that came with her (Harrison) Ford.
And speaking of Bossy’s satellite radio and sentences that perpetually begin with And speaking of, Bossy has this to say: Tiger Woods, do you have to make it so easy?
Case in point: The Masters Golf Tournament and Tiger Woods’ hole by hole coverage. Hee hee hee haw haw haw. And when you tire of that, you can listen to Tiger Woods’ stroke by stroke coverage. Hee hee hee haw haw haw.
Let’s see, Christ, Tiger Woods, is that it, Bossy?
Of course not. Yesterday Bossy rolled into the fine city of Nashville which Bossy likes to call Memphis much to the amusement of Bossy’s mother, who has always accused Bossy of lacking very basic city/state skills.
But Bossy wants her mother to know she is much improved in this area due to her extensive road tripping! Bossy also wants her mom to know she is currently sitting in a Little Rock internet cafe eating something healthy and my isn’t California lovely this time of year!
But back to Nashville. Bossy is exceedingly lucky to have a member of her council who offered to give Bossy three tickets to see a live taping of The Prairie Home Companion at the famous Ryman Auditorium, home of the Grande Ole Opry.
Bossy couldn’t stop looking around at the old wood ceiling and the old wood floors and imagining decades worth of wood debauchery by folks like Waylon Jennings. Hee hee hee haw haw haw.
Then Bossy and her council met up with even more council and even more silliness happened, where the silliness was fried and dipped in a creamy remoulade:
Here are the Nashville bloggers who were in attendance, check them out: blonde mom blog, Rebecca, Malia, Alli Worthington, Bossy’s new girlfriend Tori, and Busy Mom, with a special shout out to the generous Kat and the entertaining Dina.
And now Bossy is in Little Rock, which you may be surprised to learn is neither Little or a Rock. Go figure.