Ever see someone and think, You are either homeless or a billionaire? Such was the case yesterday in a Dallas Borders where Bossy encountered this gentleman. In reality, Bossy didn’t so much encounter him as sit next to him so she could sneak photos of his get-up. Do the kids still say get-up?
Evidence A in the case Homeless Man Or Billionaire is the rug. The industrial berber he wore on his head:
Evidence B is the hat, which was actually much greener in person and was made of felt. Like maybe he found it in the dumpster behind a Middle School following a production of Peter Pan.
The next item in question were his boots, which required great care when walking as they appeared to be a few sizes too large. And finally was the little matter of how all the books he collected to read and scribble notes about were travel guides to China. It’s not the travel guides to China themselves that were odd, but the fact these books were apparently so entertaining as to warrant grunts and guffaws at random intervals:
Of course, the Homeless Man v. Millionaire probably wasn’t chuckling over his China guides at all, but rather speculating on whether Bossy was homeless or perhaps a recently released lunatic who decided driving 12,000 miles in six weeks would be a hoot:
Speaking of Bossy’s 12,000 mile, six week (No) Book Tour, the reason Bossy was in a Borders store in Dallas was to hold another (No) book signing! And once again Bossy was sobered by the number of people (Not) showing up!
In addition, Bossy was in the Borders was to meet with her good friend Seattle’s Best Coffee, but you can call them Seattle’s Best Coffee.
And Bossy needed coffee yesterday due to a little something Bossy likes to call The Gang in Little Rock:
And Bossy dined with these bloggers on an outdoor patio and then retired to her hostess’ house — and here Bossy should confess she had never met her hostess before and in fact her hostess took Bossy in as a favor to a friend and was all Bossy what and Bossy who, but now Bossy and her hostess are engaged. Congratulations Bossy!
Another reason Bossy was drinking Seattle’s Best Coffee at Borders is because she knew she was going to have a fun time last night in Dallas. Bossy’s Dallas hostess threw a party for Bossy in the church she renovated with her daughter, and now uses as a residence and cultural arts center.
And soon Bossy will tell you all about this Dallas get-together and the amazing church where Gah is in the details: