Every morning while on her 6-week (No) Book Tour, Bossy wakes up while it’s still dark, where wakes up is a relative term since typically you need to be asleep in order to wake up.
And then Bossy hits the road and drives and drives and drives with more driving for good luck. Bossy tries to push herself to drive at least two hours before breakfast, because all of that hunger keeps her plenty distracted. And when those two hours fade to memory, where memory is a relative term since it’s difficult to remember anything when starving and not sleeping, Bossy begins to look for a place to get her daily breakfast sandwich.
And when, finally, the exit sign appears in the distance listing the available restaurants, Bossy scans it for the orange and blue swoosh of her beloved Burger King logo.
Once in the restaurant Bossy stands there eyeing the menu trying to select which of the many breakfast sandwiches she will call her own. And sister mercy, Bossy, why on and on with the breakfast sandwich already? you may be asking.
Breakfast sandwiches are actually quite nutritionally balanced with a nice day-starting protein hit, that’s why. Egg, sausage, cheese, bread. All that’s not represented from the food pyramid is wine and chocolate and fish taco.
In addition, Bossy is all breakfast sandwich because Bossy has never begun a road trip day without a breakfast sandwich. It’s a tradition. A tradition wrapped in a biscuit, or a croissant, or sourdough bread:
And all for a reasonable price: