OK, it’s not a van. And maybe there’s no river. But the simple truth is Bossy has been living out of a car for the past four weeks during her 12,000-mile (No) Book Tour — and that car contains everything Bossy needs in life. Minus a bathroom. And perfect curtains. And a center-hall colonial with an industrial stove and wraparound front porch overlooking the dunes overlooking the ocean overlooking the world.
In a very real sense, Bossy’s sponsored car is a mobile home since she spends an average of eight hours a day driving. So let’s take a tour of (Harrison) Ford, shall we?
First we come to Bossy’s office, which is convenient since Bossy works from home, where home equals 12,000 miles from home.
In Bossy’s office you’ll find a notebook written in Bossy’s longhand, containing brilliant career-altering ideas like shjdkro djdirjnd smskrrm. Curses carpal tunnel syndrome! You’ll also find an old-fashioned map, and next to it a vanity cabinet dressed as a makeup bag containing things like Bossy’s
Bossy’s office is also the location of her various power cords, chargers, headphones, additional notebooks, more notebooks, and a manilla envelope full of Bossy’s receipts.
Next up is Bossy’s front hall closet and library:
As you can see, Bossy’s front hall closet and library is where Bossy keeps several of her jackets because sister mercy hot desert one day and snowy donner’s pass the next. You’ll also find a few books Bossy has collected along the way, written by fellow bloggers who are crazy enough to think book tours are about books! So funny!
Bossy’s front closet also doubles as a linen closet, and is where she stores her sleeping bag and pillows for her afternoon naps in the backseat.
Next let’s visit the trunk area which is home to Bossy’s shoe closet:
Pictured are Bossy’s boots and Bossy’s flats, and together they represent the entire food pyramid. Next is Bossy’s medicine cabinet:
Here you’ll find items such as Motrin and hand cream and products that rhyme with Sampax.
And of course every good house needs a laundry room:
Next we come to Bossy’s kitchen:
And finally, every kitchen needs a decent pantry:
In other news, Bossy would like to announce the three winners of her Seattle’s Best Coffee giveaway: Congratulations Golden and P.J. and Julie! And thanks to everyone for playing along. More to come.