One day last week Bossy and her friend Martha went to Ikea because Martha had a long list of Ikea items to purchase. Bossy also had a long list of Ikea items to purchase, except Bossy’s list of items looked like this:
Bossy and her friend Martha began their Ikea day by walking around the furniture showroom, where Bossy likes to pretend she lives in all of the cute little room displays, where two sofas and two opposing chairs and a coffee table and three standing lamps and a wall of bookshelves and a loft bed fit in a space normally designated for a couple of cat bowls.
So there was Bossy and her friend Martha walking around, where walking around equals sitting in lots of chairs, when suddenly Bossy spied this:
The thing that captured Bossy’s attention about this bathroom display is the fact that the same easy-care treatment is used for both the floor and the walls — and in this case it’s some kind of slate or slate laminate or slate composite or stone or stone laminate or stone composite or maybe it’s not slate or stone but the point is no fussy little bathroom tiles and no fussy little bathroom grout.
Bossy doesn’t have will nor money for a bathroom renovation at this time, but Bossy can sum up her desire for dark unfussy bathroom surfaces in this way: Lord no grout; floors and walls you can hose down.
Which is what today’s Ten-Word Challenge is all about. In exactly ten words, can you tell Bossy about the things you most love and/or most hate about your bathrooms? Because then if any of us ever renovate our bathrooms, we can use this list as things to avoid and things to consider.
So be sure to check back later today for the best and worst of bathrooms on the web.
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 7:22 amHate: showering in the tub, mildew shower curtain, grout, grout!
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 7:23 amReally, previous owners? Non-stick flower decals on tub floor?
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 7:24 amMicroscopic medicine cabinet good for nothing except stuff toppling out.
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 7:26 amDear soap scum, why do you cling to grey tiles?
WebSavvyMom says
June 2, 2010 at 7:35 am–>Gutted 2 bathrooms with spouse recently. Still married. Barely. Kidding!?
WebSavvyMom says
June 2, 2010 at 7:35 am–>Estimate time and costs for bath. Then double it.
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 7:39 amBossy’s kingdom for a larger flat rim surrounding pedestal sink
WebSavvyMom says
June 2, 2010 at 7:40 am–>Tried to win not one but two local DIY contests.
(photos: http://www.websavvymom.com/2009/02/bathed-in-satisfaction.html)
Evolving says
June 2, 2010 at 7:41 amPeople still have bathtubs in their bathrooms? Europe forgot!!!! —–> JEALOUS!
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 7:42 amBetter storage! Bossy’s daughter growing up. Her eyeliner needs a home.
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 7:43 amAnyone happy w/glass shower doors or do they soap-scum up?
Jean says
June 2, 2010 at 7:58 amPrevious owners “redid” bathroom themselves with cheap materials. It shows.
mg says
June 2, 2010 at 8:07 amLove my beautiful antique Victorian tile. But its cracking. Renovate?
km says
June 2, 2010 at 8:10 amfloor2ceiling mirrored walls. Not supermodel.Cellulite in flab folds.Depressing.
Lauren McKinney says
June 2, 2010 at 8:21 amGlass shower doors marvelous, must squeegee daily to avoid scum.
21st Century Housewife says
June 2, 2010 at 8:21 amMy Contractor = my hilarious friend — capable and creative. Win!
21st Century Housewife says
June 2, 2010 at 8:23 amBlew out a wall, added a sink, walk-in closet.
Bev says
June 2, 2010 at 8:24 amI love that I have enough space on both sides of the toilets in my bathrooms to vacuum the entire room without using little attachments! I hate that the master bath shower doesn’t have a seat or something to put my foot on for shaving my legs and that it has glass shower doors….grrrr for cleaning those.
21st Century Housewife says
June 2, 2010 at 8:25 amThen: suburban cookie-cutter bathroom. Now: larger bathroom, still suburbs.
Lauren McKinney says
June 2, 2010 at 8:26 amLeg shaving. Oops. Had to buy ugly plastic bench. Meh.
21st Century Housewife says
June 2, 2010 at 8:27 amChoosing tile, colors, fixtures = torture. The pressure of choices!
WebSavvyMom says
June 2, 2010 at 8:39 am–>Husband fought for shower doors and won. Not too shabby.
Golden says
June 2, 2010 at 8:39 amI hate that my bathroom smells like a Mobil station within 6 hours of cleaning it.
WebSavvyMom says
June 2, 2010 at 8:41 am–>Sorry about bad link earlier. Here are pictures:
http://www.websavvymom.com/2009/02/bathed-in-satisfaction.html
vuboq says
June 2, 2010 at 8:44 ama toilet that doesn’t wobble would be a nice change
GreatAunt says
June 2, 2010 at 8:47 amHate master bath’s 1960’s era. Love main bath’s new updates! http://5thofnine.blogspot.com/2009/08/finally-finished-bathroom.html
kristin @ going country says
June 2, 2010 at 8:51 amMildew, bubbling paint, and more mildew. Stupid, weeping stone walls . . .
GrandeMocha says
June 2, 2010 at 9:02 amMaster bath is Pepto Bismol PINK because I HAD to.
Deedee says
June 2, 2010 at 9:02 amPink tile yellow floor now gone. Love my jetted tub!
GrandeMocha says
June 2, 2010 at 9:03 amI have 4 shower inserts because grout mildews. YUCK!
GrandeMocha says
June 2, 2010 at 9:04 amTile is classier but one piece is easier.
the 7msn ranch says
June 2, 2010 at 9:18 amGlass block window. No bathtub. I’m strictly a shower person.
hulagirlatheart says
June 2, 2010 at 9:21 amExhaust fan with dim motion light for nighttime potty visits.
Amy says
June 2, 2010 at 9:25 amWhite tile – seemed like a good idea at the time.
sherry says
June 2, 2010 at 9:35 amBathroom with no window. We crowd in during tornado alerts.
Elizabeth says
June 2, 2010 at 9:37 amElectronic dust pan and Toto Washlet, washes, dries, heated seat.
Kate says
June 2, 2010 at 9:47 amThis will be more than ten words but – Bossy – have you heard about RecycleBank? And that it’s free to sign up? And you get points that you can turn in for coupons and cool stuff? LIke the one I just used for $20.00 off of a $100.00 purchase @ IKEA? http://www.recyclebank.com/ I figure that you most likely recycle and don’t pay for pickup (i.e. covered by township) – figured I’d pass it on!
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 9:58 amWhy’s a tub good for resale? Bossy wants real shower.
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 9:59 amImagine, if you will, applying makeup under decent lighting. Shiver.
cagey (Kelli Oliver George) says
June 2, 2010 at 10:00 amHate: Husband’s shower broken, the dude is now in MINE.
confused says
June 2, 2010 at 10:06 amTrained husband to spray shower glass/tile daily – then squeegee
Grace says
June 2, 2010 at 10:08 amGrout never gets clean. Not even with bleach. Eww, gross.
kathleen says
June 2, 2010 at 10:09 amAgree with Bossy. Grout is worst substance known to man
kathleen says
June 2, 2010 at 10:11 ambathroom eats toilet paper never caught in act, but true
rockle says
June 2, 2010 at 10:16 amI love my bathroom except everything about it. EVERY. THING.
Jami says
June 2, 2010 at 10:22 amClawfoot tub on octagonal black and white Victorian tile. Gorgeous!
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 10:24 amHooks! Hooks, people, not towel bars. Okay, as you were…
Jami says
June 2, 2010 at 10:26 am[This is not Ten-Word Tuesday entry.] In addition to RecycleBank, you might also want to check out FreeCycle in your area. Basically, it’s a totally free internet-enabled swap meet via email. All kinds of stuff shows up, including bathtubs, sinks, cartons of tile, fixtures, etc. that people don’t want to just throw away.
OH-ang says
June 2, 2010 at 10:33 amOnly ONE bathroom in house. Mama always last in line.
or
One bathroom….would even be willing to have porta potty
or
New toilet last year…previous toilet dated 1952..NO kidding!
Bridget says
June 2, 2010 at 10:33 amLittle boy with aim not so good. Sometimes soggy socks.
Sallie (FullTime-Life) says
June 2, 2010 at 10:41 amToo small x 5
Ris says
June 2, 2010 at 10:48 amAvoid snow-white porcelain like the plague. It’s never clean!
Jami V says
June 2, 2010 at 10:50 amLove my frameless glass shower door, isn’t hard to clean.
Debby says
June 2, 2010 at 10:52 amWhat were the people who built smoking – light BLUE tub?
Debby says
June 2, 2010 at 10:53 amSeparate bathroom dh = good hair days, no steamy shower!
Debby says
June 2, 2010 at 10:54 amTwo toilets in separate rooms = no smelly dh issues!
Groovymarlin says
June 2, 2010 at 11:04 amAm I only one who can’t see any images? 🙁
(Sad face counts as one word.)
Cage Free Family says
June 2, 2010 at 11:27 amrotting sub floor = no lease renewal = we live on the road again :*(
K says
June 2, 2010 at 11:29 amLovely big house, original owners bankrupt – all finish work crap.
Deb says
June 2, 2010 at 11:36 amPretty much the only thing I hate about my bathroom is:
Having To Share It With A Man.
I know that’s only 6 words, and I thought about expanding it, but I figured that the ” – Who Can’t Aim Worth Crap And Why Can’t They Focus On What They Are Doing For Crying Out Loud” would be understood.
Kris says
June 2, 2010 at 11:37 amVanity/tub circa 1973. Can you say “Hello, Carol Brady?”
dobes says
June 2, 2010 at 11:38 amToilet in separate compartment from shower. No waiting thru long kid baths to pee.
Jenn says
June 2, 2010 at 11:40 amLove my slate floors with dark brown, super-sealed grout. dirt? what dirt?
leslie says
June 2, 2010 at 11:40 ami want a bathtub long enough for my whole body.
snowwhite says
June 2, 2010 at 12:00 pmRaised double sinks & counter, heated floor!
Dumped brass fixtures!
heidig says
June 2, 2010 at 12:03 pm3 girls/1 man in our house. he sits. we love him.
BossysMom says
June 2, 2010 at 12:17 pmI love that my one and only bathroom is old fashion feel with easy to clean surfaces. Open and airy. Alot of white t&g wood.
I don’t like that it is the only bath and that it is fairly small.
I’d love to have a huge all glass and chrome shower somewhere…dream on.
Cactus Petunia says
June 2, 2010 at 12:22 pmBig space, large windows, neatly rolled towels, claw foot tub!
David says
June 2, 2010 at 12:26 pmHatez: My sink that is the size of a washcloth. Folded.
BossysMom says
June 2, 2010 at 12:28 pmopps…10 words…
I desire a”self cleaning” bathroom, get on it inventors.
GK in MI says
June 2, 2010 at 12:29 pmNo storage, ugly paint & wallpaper. Fear of hiring contractor!
bossy's friend martha says
June 2, 2010 at 12:46 pmlarge diamond pattern on wall, bathroom appears larger than closet.
LorLor says
June 2, 2010 at 12:50 pmLove: plug-in inside vanity – no more daily coiling hairdryer cord
and
1’x2′ tiles in shower -minimal grout to clean
and
Lights on dimmer switch
and
Hook by tub to hang towel and bathrobe
MarathonMom says
June 2, 2010 at 1:16 pmIKEA why you make Bossy cry? Me no likey swedish bathrooms anymore.
Natalie says
June 2, 2010 at 1:18 pmThree family toilets, one is loose and leaky, hover there.
ruth says
June 2, 2010 at 2:10 pmLaminate floors; tiny room, ugly shower broken shower door blech!
LizP says
June 2, 2010 at 2:12 pmbathroom has one sink
share with hubby
beard stubble
yuck!
Tami Wyatt says
June 2, 2010 at 2:19 pmDesigned in 1978. What’s not to love aside from EVERYTHING?
dgm says
June 2, 2010 at 2:36 pmColorful mosaic with randomly scattered seashells frames a giant mirror.
{LOVE IT}
Chrissy says
June 2, 2010 at 2:44 pm1970’s glass shower doored damp beige particle board nightmare.
Meg at the Members Lounge says
June 2, 2010 at 3:19 pmWhite tile and white grout;
awaiting to rip you out.
Average Jane says
June 2, 2010 at 3:28 pmLove my 3/4″ glass tile, corner shower and double sink.
helenel says
June 2, 2010 at 3:44 pmToo small. Too small. Too small. Times two!
APeetsMom says
June 2, 2010 at 3:47 pmnasty tile removed…subfloor now for 9 months – HATE THIS!!!
Brava97 says
June 2, 2010 at 3:51 pmLarge bathroom equals more square feet of floor to wash.
Mary from California says
June 2, 2010 at 4:57 pmThe word grout kind of sounds like how it looks.
Catherine McP says
June 2, 2010 at 5:21 pm1970’s cowboy. White etched flowers on mirror and longhornlike hooks!
(Sure needs updating, but have made my peace with it)
bossy's friend martha's sister says
June 2, 2010 at 6:11 pmLove that my bathroom floor complements my new IKEA dishes… thanks for being my personal shopper Bossy!
Mr Farty says
June 2, 2010 at 6:39 pmLove: No bath, heated towel rail.
Hate: Cold tiled floor.
Roya says
June 2, 2010 at 6:58 pmBought house for deep bathtub. It sucks big hairy balls.
Reeb says
June 2, 2010 at 7:14 pmBossy’s dream bathrooms exist in France: they’re self-washing public toilets!
E's Mommy says
June 2, 2010 at 7:22 pmShower: Small stones surrounded by grout. Always cleaning. Always dirty.
juliejpr says
June 2, 2010 at 7:26 pmthe poo doesn’t always go down, need I say more?
Brenda says
June 2, 2010 at 7:28 pmClear glass shower doors – squeegie every time – beautiful, easy!
Chrissy says
June 2, 2010 at 7:34 pmuse lemon oil on clear glass shower doors – wipe, repeat
Well Read Hostess/Jane says
June 2, 2010 at 7:41 pmI’d answer but my keyboard broke when my head fell on it when I passed out from pure nearly orgasmic joy at the thought of a bathroom I could just HOSE DOWN.
Alana says
June 2, 2010 at 7:41 pmPeel and stick tiles, rotting subfloor that I trip on
Jenn @ Juggling LIfe says
June 2, 2010 at 9:17 pmMy friend has a toilet that is all one piece–no external hardware. I covet it.
Jodi says
June 2, 2010 at 9:33 pmLove walk-in shower w/glass block wall HATE when boys miss toilet.
treesap says
June 2, 2010 at 9:47 pmWhat idiot thought carpet in a bathroom was good? Sheesh.
Cupcake Murphy says
June 2, 2010 at 9:57 pmNormal people tub = Olympic pool. My tub = toddler wading pool.
Claire says
June 2, 2010 at 9:58 pmThe bath is set in the floor. I’ve fallen in!
Jennifer says
June 2, 2010 at 10:12 pmMuch to my chagrin
Wallpaper,
you are a no-win
chook says
June 2, 2010 at 10:13 pm54″ wide. pink toilet. nuff said.
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 10:14 pmBossy has one word about her bathroom floor: Roll vinyl.
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 10:15 pmMy, bathroom toilet, but you do take forever to flush.
BOSSY says
June 2, 2010 at 10:20 pmDouble sink, Bossy laughs at the concept. And then cries.
Kate says
June 2, 2010 at 10:35 pmDo NOT like my husband’s whiskers. Dreaming of the day I have my own claw foot tub without other people’s dirty feet, whiskers, dead skin….
Audrey at Barking Mad says
June 2, 2010 at 10:44 pmHate hate HATE glass shower doors. Yes they scum up!
P.S. I’ve missed my visits to Bossy. I think , THINK, I am back in circulation now!
Bonnie says
June 2, 2010 at 10:57 pmHate that bathroom is only feasible spot for cat potty.
Smalltown Mom says
June 2, 2010 at 10:58 pmWhat I HATE most is the Man Pee splatter everywhere.
Bonnie says
June 2, 2010 at 11:01 pmWant want want separate PRIVATE chamber for the porcelain throne.
heart shaped hedges says
June 2, 2010 at 11:07 pmHere is what I hate…what seemed like a wonderful bonus when we bought this house,, was quickly a pain….and, just ignoring a toilet and not using it doesnt work…I found out if you dont use it, the water turns dark! UGH!
6 toilets
no waiting to pee
cleaning them all….me!
Liz @ Peace, Love & Guacamole says
June 2, 2010 at 11:33 pmMust stand on stool to use supposedly cool, above-counter sink.
Liz @ Peace, Love & Guacamole says
June 2, 2010 at 11:33 pmThe toilet paper holder bumps my elbow. Gimme an inch!
Little Miss Sunshine State says
June 2, 2010 at 11:41 pmLove that my Vanity is not even in the bathroom!
Also…
White,White,walls,floor,fixtures,storage,what were they thinking?
Also…
Hate sharing teeny tiny bathroom with giant kitty litter box.
Bush Babe (of Granite Glen) says
June 3, 2010 at 12:10 am… well… it’s IN the house. The job ahead of us!
🙂
BB
Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy says
June 3, 2010 at 1:22 amBlue whirlpool bathtub with no heater. Blue tile. No. Door!
Dara says
June 3, 2010 at 6:08 ampink tile. pink lose tile. did I mention pink tile?
Amy in NJ says
June 3, 2010 at 10:13 amthree males in the house and none have good aim 🙁
Gail K. says
June 3, 2010 at 7:04 pmI like the chair height toilet. No squatting here!
Coco says
June 3, 2010 at 10:49 pmThe little space between the shower stall and the sink. (Because, puh-lease! how are you supposed to get the floor steamer in there?! It’s only 6″ wide!!)
Sven says
June 5, 2010 at 3:16 amMy bathroom door is not soundproof. I hear too much.