You are looking at a pair of strappy sandals recently purchased by Bossy. And that sound you hear is the collective shrug of Bossy’s esteemed reading council — but Bossy assures you, the news flash becomes more interesting when you consider the fact Bossy can’t walk in heels.
Slouching at nearly six-feet tall, Bossy never had need for anything that distances her even farther from terra firma — but Bossy admits to feeling like less of a woman having never acquired this most basic skill.
Enter Bossy’s Heel Camp! To borrow from Boot Camp philosophy, Heel Camp is an intense, rigorous, physically, psychologically and emotionally challenging program that forces someone to improve or give up. The advantages to heel camp is that if a soldier passes through this process, he is stronger and more equipped to take on the stress and challenges of combat. Ready to get started, sports fans?
Begin with a series of jumping jacks. Hooyah!
Next drop to the ground and give Bossy some knee lifts. Suck it up, buttercup!
Now let’s get going with the lunges. Move it move it move it!
And finally, it’s time for the obstacle course. Are you eyeballing me, Bossy?