It’s New York Fashion Week, and Bossy’s friend Rachel Zoe is back, and this time she wants you to know how easy it is to achieve a flawless look that screams front row at fashion week:
The first thing you need is a Rachel Zoe jumpsuit:
And the next thing you need is an enormous pair of sunglasses:
And the next thing you need is a pair of sky-high wedges:
Put it all together and you have a front row fashion week ensemble!
Deb says
September 15, 2010 at 2:53 pmIn that first picture, those are HAMMER PANTS!
WTF is going on in this country? Be strong people, we cannot allow the re-emergence of Hammer Pants!
Jami says
September 15, 2010 at 3:14 pmWas the jumpsuit in the second photo made for a 12-year-old or did they just run out of material when making it?
La Suzette says
September 15, 2010 at 3:37 pmThis is one of the butt-ugliest outfits I have ever seen!
Maureen says
September 15, 2010 at 4:03 pmUmm…did you see her preparing the salad for seder? She was cutting up veggies while wearing a voluminous black cape, giant rings, and a weird little black cap. She reminds me of the woman in C’ville, VA who claimed to be Anastasia when I was a kid — she used to wear an almost Victorian black dress and shoes, and in the winter she covered that with a cherry red down jacket. RZ is on her way to being much more of a character.
Mr Farty says
September 15, 2010 at 4:08 pmHas RZ’s cat died? That’s what we say in Scotchland when someone’s trousers – er, pants – are at half-mast.
Marinka says
September 15, 2010 at 4:15 pmThe day I put on a jumpsuit is the day that I head to top of the Empire State Building to jump.
Bush Babe (of Granite Glen) says
September 15, 2010 at 6:02 pmIS THAT what those pants are called? Hammer pants? You’d need a mighty big hammer to make me wear them…
Ummmm… the glasses are ok… kinda.
People PAY her for fashion advice? Really?
🙂
BB
Green V-Neck says
September 15, 2010 at 6:54 pmI really think the ski boot would have completed the full ensemble WAY better than those ridiculous wedges.
Reeb says
September 15, 2010 at 7:19 pmReeb is so grateful to Bossy for keeping her abreast of all the fashions she’ll never wear.
Cupcake Murphy says
September 15, 2010 at 10:06 pmBarf.
Cindy says
September 15, 2010 at 11:19 pmHysterical post. I love how your mind connects those dots.
linlah says
September 16, 2010 at 12:06 amI had a jumpsuit once it was called a onesie.
Erika says
September 16, 2010 at 3:43 amI had a red jumpsuit when I was 12. I bought on a trip to California. I thought it was the coolest thing ever, this was in 1976!
Angela says
September 16, 2010 at 6:02 amJumpsuits and Hammer pants are classic and timeless. Oh wait, they’re not. Never mind.
Sewmouse says
September 16, 2010 at 7:40 amIt is so funny what rich people will waste their money on to try and be “trendy”.
Someday this woman will be 60 and CRINGE at photos of herself wearing this crap. As all of us young’uns from the 1960’s and 1970’s can attest.
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Gail K. says
September 16, 2010 at 4:10 pmThe only thing missing from the Gitmo version are the wooden handcuffs around your neck.
I’m also thinking I could pobably put that outfit together at my nearest Bass Pro Shop – just in case I am not cruisin’ the “bay” this year.
Reeb says
September 16, 2010 at 7:37 pmSewmouse, I don’t cringe on seeing photos of myself from the ’60s. I sigh wistfully.
And then think, “Man! My mother let me wear that out of the house???”
Mindy says
September 16, 2010 at 8:26 pmIf you have delicate sensibilities, guard your eyes from my comment. Anytime I see anyone in a jumpsuit I can’t help but think how they’d have to strip down just to go to the bathroom,dragging their clothes on the bathroom floor. Not so terrible when you’re at home but what about using a public bathroom? Ewww.
Deedee says
September 16, 2010 at 9:04 pmOK – I’ll “weigh in”. NO! It’s just ugly. That’s all.
judy says
September 18, 2010 at 10:54 pmSeason finale of Rachel Zoe Project is Tuesday of next week – how time flies when we are watching neurotica in motion.