Fine. Bossy admits she lost most of yesterday to watching episodes of Weeds on her Netflix Instant Play feature.
Bossy is never sure if she actually likes this Showtime series she is unable to turn off, but she does know she’s always had a crush on Mary-Louise Sarah Jessica Parker.
And as Bossy watched for hours while calculating Mary-Louise’s age compared to Bossy’s, and Mary-Louise’s height compared to Bossy’s, and Mary-Louise’s singer-songwriter boyfriend Charlie Mars compared to Bossy, one thing became evident compared to Bossy: Mary-Louise Parker doesn’t eat solid food.
And yes, Bossy lost most of today to gathering the previous evidence for the imagined court case. You’re welcome.
Surcie says
October 20, 2010 at 12:14 pmHilarious. That is all.
Oh, wait: How in the WORLD did you find so many shots of her with cup in hand?
Meg at the Members Lounge says
October 20, 2010 at 12:14 pmI watched all five seasons this summer and started to hold my iced coffee a la Mary Louise.
Jodi Anderson says
October 20, 2010 at 12:17 pmI’ve always figured that if NANCY BOTWIN smoked some of that weed that she sells, there’s be some eating going on…
steph says
October 20, 2010 at 12:30 pmI think you’re on to something.
Tom says
October 20, 2010 at 12:41 pmDon’t forget MLP in “Angels in America”, she did solids in that movie… unfortunately they all came from the drug store…
Diahn Ott says
October 20, 2010 at 12:43 pmSo THAT’s what I’ve been doing wrong…
WebSavvyMom says
October 20, 2010 at 12:43 pm–>I’ve never seen Weeds but thinking about Fried Green Tomatoes makes me think, “Tiwanda!!”
Kim says
October 20, 2010 at 12:55 pmThis is so funny! She does look like MJ in that photo! Great research! I liked MLP in the movie with Whoopi & Drew Barrymore, but I don’t know the name of the movie. Maybe you know: MLP has Aids, Whoopi is gay, Drew is pregnant & they kill Drew’s boyfriend and move to Arizona, then MLP dies.
Dharmamama says
October 20, 2010 at 1:09 pmKim, I think Bossy should get out the Barbies for that one!
Laraine says
October 20, 2010 at 1:25 pmCase closed. MLP is definitely on a “slurp your way slim” diet…and it’s working!
MariaV says
October 20, 2010 at 1:30 pmI have a major crush on her too. She is looking good, so I may try this liquid diet.
corrie says
October 20, 2010 at 1:43 pmBossy has amassed an incredible amount of evidence to support her theory! I’m a believer too now!
Jenn @ Juggling LIfe says
October 20, 2010 at 1:56 pmIt looks like she and Nancy Botwin have a lot in common.
Scottsdale Girl says
October 20, 2010 at 1:58 pm@ #8 Kim = Boys on the Side
DawnA says
October 20, 2010 at 1:58 pmMovie Kim asked about is Boys on the Side. I like the liquid diet. Especially one that includes cocktail beverages.
the wanna be country girl says
October 20, 2010 at 3:10 pmGreat! you just gave me another reason why my Netflix streaming won’t let me leave the house. If I don’t go to the grocery soon, were all going to be on a liquid diet around here.
Mrs. Tuna says
October 20, 2010 at 3:28 pmShe drinks everything but beer with a straw. I’ll let you in on a little secret from my youth. If you drink beer from a straw you’ll get drunker faster. Just saying.
Philly says
October 20, 2010 at 3:40 pmI do not drink any of those cold coffee drinks that they sell, like mine hot, however I do decide to have one the first show of every season whilst watching.
Half Assed Kitchen says
October 20, 2010 at 3:55 pmShe loves her mocha, frappa-whatever. And then Diet Coke. I guess they counteract each other?
kathleen says
October 20, 2010 at 6:14 pmI crush on MLP also. Not SJP, though. I’ve tried liquids only; but I had to pee all the time. And there was nothing to chew
Rebekah says
October 20, 2010 at 7:20 pm@Meg (comment #2) – I find myself doing this too! I don’t know if I pull it off like MLP though.
I flew through all 5 seasons of “Weeds” through Netflix and now I have to WAIT for Season 6 to come out. Since we disconnected our cable, I’ve done that with “Breaking Bad” and “Damages” as well and now I’m left hangin’! Watching TV on Netflix is like potato chips – I can’t watch just one episode.
More Strawberry says
October 20, 2010 at 9:34 pmI am obsessed with Weeds. And, yes, she’s always munching on a straw. Have you seen Breaking Bad? Amazing.
Dawn in Austin says
October 20, 2010 at 9:46 pmI just saw her in the movie “Red”. She looks the same age as when she was in “Fried Green Tomatoes”, Does the woman never age?
Liz Holmes says
October 20, 2010 at 9:53 pmWow! You’re a cyber-stalker . . . how cool is that?! I loved her in “Fried Green Tomatoes” and have always thought she had the coolest voice.
Keep up the excellent detective work!
Angela@beggingtheanswer says
October 21, 2010 at 8:02 amI don’t watch Weeds, but I do like Fried Green Tomatoes and mocha frappachinos and diet coke, so, ummmm.., yay?
Avitable says
October 21, 2010 at 9:38 amI love her. I think she might have eaten solid food in the movie “Red”, which I just saw. She’s delightful in it.
pkzcass says
October 21, 2010 at 9:48 amHas skinny, lean, svelte Bossy also looked in the mirror? I’m pretty sure she’s on a liquid diet too.
Melizzard says
October 21, 2010 at 10:44 amI went through a Weed phase last year which caused two unfortunate side effects…
1. Constant consumption of frozen coffee drinks – clear plastic cup and gnawed on straw required.
2. Becoming overly involved in PTA while drinking said coffee
Kim says
October 21, 2010 at 1:46 pmThanks for the Movie title! Now I have to go rent ” Red” now. I don’t watch “Weeds” on a regular basis but it is a funny show. thanks for the laughs, I needed them!
Reeb says
October 22, 2010 at 12:45 pmDear Bossy,
Please do a review of Mad Men, with or without Barbie Theater. I’ve spent all summer watching the first 3 seasons via netflix, and really love/hate Don Draper et al.
KathyB says
October 23, 2010 at 8:54 pmI have given Weeds half-hearted chances because I do love watching MLP.
Liquid diet for sure. I forget which seasons she appeared in West Wing, but Bossy should check those out too for liquid evidence.
This is why I don’t have streaming Netflix, would never ever leave the house.