Last week Bossy posted a YouTube video of herself which was meant to serve as an audition tape for a reality TV show. This video caused quite the stir here on Bossy’s blog, where stir equals shaken, not stirred.
This hullabaloo was due to the fact that many readers on Bossy’s esteemed council accused Bossy of using her tank top to advance her television career.
Here Bossy explains and answers to the many concerns surrounding this misunderstanding known as Boobgate.
carrie saysMarch 21, 2011 at 10:54 am
oh.my.gawd. you are hysterical.
p.s. nice rack.
April in CT saysMarch 21, 2011 at 10:56 am
km saysMarch 21, 2011 at 10:59 am
I was going to write well-handled but I’m scared of the puritans:)
MetroDad saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:01 am
Hahahaha….that’s why I love ya, G! Too funny. Next time you’re in NYC, bring the Amish outfit!
Jessie saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:01 am
Jodi Anderson saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:01 am
MomZombie saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:02 am
Who was the scary woman in the first scene?
Meg @ Soup Is Not A Finger Food saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:05 am
Crack me up!
Redneck Mommy saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:05 am
Well played woman. Well played. Way to jump start my Monday morning. Rawr.
Sarah saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:10 am
I should get myself some tulips.
Tarable saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:13 am
I want to be Bossy when I grow up.
Or just have her boobs.
Blondie saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:16 am
I love you so much.
vuboq saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:18 am
Ha! Love it! *smooches*
Jill saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:23 am
I just peed my pants. Love you Bossy.
backagain saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:24 am
Hmm. Bossy, I was counting on you bring natural back to sexy. You’ve never before been afraid to show your wit, style, originality before – that’s what makes you fun to watch.
The fake boobs surprised me. Your figure, smile, barely controlled hair style are great as is. Please don’t cow to the boobs are the only thing that matters mentality. YOU matter as you are and would be an improvement to the reality t.v. world.
Cat saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:27 am
Oh, Bossy, you just made my Monday morning!
Nancy saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:29 am
Bwahahah, now THIS is the video I hope the judges watch.
Zak saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:31 am
I love you oh so much.
This was just perfect!
Suzanne saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:36 am
Love it Love it Love it! You’re hysterical woman!
Kate saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:37 am
Oh Bossy, I love you! Hilarious!
Lori saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:40 am
Touche Bossy! Bossy’s wit and fantastic humor trumps all, always. And if I ever have to go to court, I am so borrowing that blouse!
Lance saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:47 am
I think it’s safe to say you’ve got BALLS too! Go girl.
Maureen saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:54 am
Bossy rocks the vids.
Meg at the Members Lounge saysMarch 21, 2011 at 11:57 am
BOSSY’s shower scene was brilliant!
Little Miss Sunshine State saysMarch 21, 2011 at 12:08 pm
That School-Marm Barbie was scary.
The rest of it cracked me up!
Lia saysMarch 21, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Bossy you’re awesome! I totally love it!
Elsewhere saysMarch 21, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Thàt’s the Bossy I know and love! I’m with you, Bossy!
Lori saysMarch 21, 2011 at 12:19 pm
P.S. Bossy looks a little like Carol Kane in that first freeze frame. I was half expecting to hear, “Humperdinck, Humperdinck!”
WebSavvyMom saysMarch 21, 2011 at 12:24 pm
–>I Love BOSSY on the BOOB TUBE.
WebSavvyMom saysMarch 21, 2011 at 12:25 pm
–>BOOB TUBE (top?)
foolery saysMarch 21, 2011 at 12:27 pm
I needs ta get me summa them Magic Socks.
Marvelous. I bows to your BOSSIness . . . a deep bow so you can look down my shirt. 😉
Teeny Tina saysMarch 21, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Oh that will teach me not to put a Crest White Strip on while deciding to surf a few blogs! As if I could keep from LOLing after this post. OMG. Fabulous.
Summer saysMarch 21, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Bossy should go all out and have a wardrobe malfunction! Nothing like a good nip slip to garner some REAL attention. 😉
But seriously, it seems as though some would have it that just because you have generous boobage, you aren’t allowed to wear a beater, am I getting that right? At what cup size do we start policing clothing choices? I just want to know…
Carroll saysMarch 21, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Hahahahaaaaaa! Hey, I think someone had better check up on Commenter Gramps this morning — make sure he hasn’t expired from a heart attack in front of his computer, y’know? 🙂
foolery saysMarch 21, 2011 at 1:33 pm
ha ha ha Carroll — I shall e-mail Gramps to find out if he requires oxygen. 🙂
Ambry saysMarch 21, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Well played indeed. 🙂
Lynn @ Walking With Scissors saysMarch 21, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Best. Video. Ever. The haters will never win!
Sherri saysMarch 21, 2011 at 2:09 pm
“Reality” TV:meh. Bossy vlogging:now that is funny and entertaining! May your aspirations find you (both in the sense of breathing and ambition)!
Gramps saysMarch 21, 2011 at 3:12 pm
I’m waiting for chapter 3. Hurry Bossy, I am still slack-jawed and a little drool is leaking out the side.
May I say that it was the best use of socks I have ever seen!!!!!!
Alexandra saysMarch 21, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Please give Bossy her own show.
Deb saysMarch 21, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Sorry, were you saying something? I was a little…ah…distracted.
Can’t find a single reason why I would not watch a show featuring Bossy! Tivo the crap out of it, probably.
All Adither saysMarch 21, 2011 at 4:12 pm
The tulips. OMG. Hilarious.
Draa saysMarch 21, 2011 at 4:15 pm
Bravo, Bossy, bravo.
And, I mean the TV BRAVO~Andy Cohen should snatch you up and make a show about you!
jp saysMarch 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm
In the 1st video I noticed the tulips in the background………..was wondering what you were gonna do with them……. then SURPRISE!
Maybe you should ask your council for “Boob shots”, my arms aren’t as toned as yours but i can rock the hell out of a white unbuttoned shirt!
Amy saysMarch 21, 2011 at 5:06 pm
I wonder if Gramps is my dad. Dad’s a fan of Bossy, and he has had heart problems in the past. Maybe I should call and check on him…
He’s also single. Does Bossy want to relocate to Indiana? Bossy would be the awesomest stepmom ever!
(The shirt was awesome, haters gonna hate.)
Backpacking Dad saysMarch 21, 2011 at 5:18 pm
Hi! Big fan!
Franca Bollo saysMarch 21, 2011 at 5:18 pm
It’s the little kick at the end of Bossy’s bump and grind. Perfection.
Amanda saysMarch 21, 2011 at 5:24 pm
I’ll never forget your pancake boob comment.
Y saysMarch 21, 2011 at 5:25 pm
You roll of the couch SO GOOD!
Roxanna saysMarch 21, 2011 at 5:26 pm
Ha ha ha…perfect!
Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy saysMarch 21, 2011 at 5:29 pm
*waves her mardi gras beads*
mom101 saysMarch 21, 2011 at 5:29 pm
You’re my heroes.
Sherri saysMarch 21, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Coffee just came out of my nose – ha ha ha snort!!!
I need me some tulips…..
Go get em Bossy!!!
Caroline saysMarch 21, 2011 at 6:04 pm
I just fooking love this blog. I will be laughing for the rest of the week. Bossy, I hope you become a huge, huge star. You’ve got the chops, sugar.
kathy saysMarch 21, 2011 at 6:26 pm
Excellent use of tulips! if you don’t get the show, maybe you could add some badly needed intelligence to the Housewives franchises.You have got that lolling around part, down!
Jenn S. saysMarch 21, 2011 at 6:39 pm
Lol! You crack me up! Good luck on your endeavor!!
Carroll saysMarch 21, 2011 at 6:39 pm
Glad to see Gramps checked in safe and sound 🙂 Thanks for checking in on him for us, Foolery.
And Bossy, if the show for which you’re auditioning short-sightedly turns you down, I’m thinking you could score some kind of spot on the Gardening Channel. “Boogie with Begonias”… “Tulips Tell All!”… Clearly you would have Gramps “Drooling over Daffodils”
Wacky Mommy saysMarch 21, 2011 at 6:48 pm
thanks for entertaining us, girls 😉
Jenn @ Juggling LIfe saysMarch 21, 2011 at 6:56 pm
How did I miss the original post? This was some kind of funny.
Erika saysMarch 21, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Ellen saysMarch 21, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Charlie saysMarch 21, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Look out, Reality TV. Bossy gonna break you down.
Kristi saysMarch 21, 2011 at 9:09 pm
Okay. Now you’re just trying to use your flat abs and skinny thighs. Bitch.
(I think I love you)
elz saysMarch 21, 2011 at 9:40 pm
Bossy needs her own reality tv show. Bossy is funnier than Charlie Sheen…well, that’s not a good comparison since he’s just sad. But, Bossy is still funny.
KathyB saysMarch 21, 2011 at 10:03 pm
Bossy rules and rolls on the floor and has tulips!
Chesapeake Bay Woman saysMarch 21, 2011 at 10:22 pm
Bossy TV may be the only reason I would ever consider watching television again. The ice skating and dance routines are truly Oscar-worthy performances.
When Bossy TV becomes a reality, I’m hoping she will invite her BFF (and my secret husband) Kevin Bacon on set as one of her first guest stars.
See how I did that? I made Bossy the star and Kevin Bacon a guest star, because that’s just how TV-worthy Bossy really is.
rory saysMarch 21, 2011 at 10:24 pm
Will you stop at nothing?
Too flipping funny.
JaneK saysMarch 21, 2011 at 10:45 pm
HA! If I had a rack like that (with or without socks) I’d use it too!!!
Julie saysMarch 22, 2011 at 12:17 am
I was wondering how Bossy was gonna take down the haters!
Honey, you SLAY ME!! keep it up!
Lynn saysMarch 22, 2011 at 12:22 am
I don’t think people were “haters” for pointing out you were mostly pointing out your pointers, do you? It was more like disappointment that you used that approach….cuz you are genuinely funny and without a ploy. The girls just seemed like a ploy. Bossy is bright, funny, original and talented. And sarcastic as all get-out!!! lol
Pamela saysMarch 22, 2011 at 12:38 am
alexandra saysMarch 22, 2011 at 1:20 am
This is the one the judges should see.
classicsgirl saysMarch 22, 2011 at 8:13 am
I. Love. Bossy.
Grandma J saysMarch 22, 2011 at 10:07 am
Flaunt what you got, hide what you don’t.
Don’t try to make sense of this comment.
Bonnie saysMarch 22, 2011 at 11:00 am
Lynn – is it possible Bossy was simply wearing a form fitting shirt and NOT using her breasts as a sales tool in her audition video? Could it be YOUR interpretation that is suspect?
Bossy – they’d be crazy not to hire you!
Pat (aka Coffeedog) saysMarch 22, 2011 at 11:39 am
I am all for you showing your boobies
Angela@beggingtheanswer saysMarch 22, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Honestly, if I looked that boobtastic in a white tank top, I’d wear it too.
renée saysMarch 22, 2011 at 4:57 pm
great boobs, bossy, but i’m more interested in the prints on the wall in the torture chamber. where can i get me some of those?
Dawn in DC saysMarch 22, 2011 at 6:17 pm
Wow! What a great comeback. I’m glad you’ve set us all straight. That was hilarious!
JC saysMarch 22, 2011 at 7:30 pm
hahaha. Love Stella.
margalit saysMarch 22, 2011 at 7:30 pm
Bossie continues to be both boobalicious and hilarious.
Nancy Wurtzel saysMarch 22, 2011 at 9:00 pm
I want Bossy Boobs and I’m willing to pay for them!
Cindy in Walla Walla saysMarch 22, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Loved it, and hey — Nice Rack Woman!!!!
Wish I could see it on TV in my Living Room. Hint Hint Hint TV executives!
But Bossy — we’re you “riding” Stella? It this going to be THAT kind of reality show?
GrandeMocha saysMarch 22, 2011 at 10:31 pm
Marty saysMarch 23, 2011 at 10:32 am
What’s the status of the proposed reality show? I would be there watching!!
Kimberley saysMarch 23, 2011 at 2:32 pm
I have Bossy’s boobs (well, with a really good bra.) I want Bossy’s waistline. Because WOW.
kay saysMarch 23, 2011 at 3:57 pm
Nothing like beatin’ ’em at their own game, Bossy.
Thanks for not taking yourself — or the criticizers — too seriously. THIS is how to make your point.
Megan saysMarch 23, 2011 at 11:28 pm
Oh please please PLEASE make this your audition tape. or dvd. or video. whatever the lingo is these days.
I loved every instant, but was REALLY charmed when Stella caught you off guard.
You look fantastic! You are so clever and charming. Really. Can’t wait to see what happens next.
Lee saysMarch 24, 2011 at 10:50 am
Oh Bossy – thank God for this reality tv project right? Otherwise Boobgate would most likely never had gotten made. :- Love this follow-up video…..
Sammy saysMarch 27, 2011 at 9:22 am
You’re funny. Really.
runnergirl saysMarch 28, 2011 at 10:50 am
Bossy, that ROCKED!!!! hope you get your reality show. That phony Lindsay Lohan should take notes from your classy response next time she has to show up late in court. Trust me, no one is hatin on you. They’re jealous and LOVING IT!!!!
Rechelle saysMarch 28, 2011 at 5:12 pm
This video is about four billion times better than the first one!