Last week Bossy posted a YouTube video of herself which was meant to serve as an audition tape for a reality TV show. This video caused quite the stir here on Bossy’s blog, where stir equals shaken, not stirred.
This hullabaloo was due to the fact that many readers on Bossy’s esteemed council accused Bossy of using her tank top to advance her television career.
Here Bossy explains and answers to the many concerns surrounding this misunderstanding known as Boobgate.
oh.my.gawd. you are hysterical.
p.s. nice rack.
Boobtacularly hilarious.
Applause !!!
I was going to write well-handled but I’m scared of the puritans:)
Hahahaha….that’s why I love ya, G! Too funny. Next time you’re in NYC, bring the Amish outfit!
Hee, hee!!!
LOL!!
Who was the scary woman in the first scene?
Crack me up!
Well played woman. Well played. Way to jump start my Monday morning. Rawr.
I should get myself some tulips.
I want to be Bossy when I grow up.
Or just have her boobs.
I love you so much.
Ha! Love it! *smooches*
I just peed my pants. Love you Bossy.
Hmm. Bossy, I was counting on you bring natural back to sexy. You’ve never before been afraid to show your wit, style, originality before – that’s what makes you fun to watch.
The fake boobs surprised me. Your figure, smile, barely controlled hair style are great as is. Please don’t cow to the boobs are the only thing that matters mentality. YOU matter as you are and would be an improvement to the reality t.v. world.
Oh, Bossy, you just made my Monday morning!
Bwahahah, now THIS is the video I hope the judges watch.
^5 Bossy
I love you oh so much.
This was just perfect!
Love it Love it Love it! You’re hysterical woman!
Oh Bossy, I love you! Hilarious!
Touche Bossy! Bossy’s wit and fantastic humor trumps all, always. And if I ever have to go to court, I am so borrowing that blouse!
I think it’s safe to say you’ve got BALLS too! Go girl.
Bossy rocks the vids.
BOSSY’s shower scene was brilliant!
That School-Marm Barbie was scary.
The rest of it cracked me up!
Bossy you’re awesome! I totally love it!
Thàt’s the Bossy I know and love! I’m with you, Bossy!
P.S. Bossy looks a little like Carol Kane in that first freeze frame. I was half expecting to hear, “Humperdinck, Humperdinck!”
–>I Love BOSSY on the BOOB TUBE.
–>BOOB TUBE (top?)
I needs ta get me summa them Magic Socks.
Marvelous. I bows to your BOSSIness . . . a deep bow so you can look down my shirt. 😉
Oh that will teach me not to put a Crest White Strip on while deciding to surf a few blogs! As if I could keep from LOLing after this post. OMG. Fabulous.
Bossy should go all out and have a wardrobe malfunction! Nothing like a good nip slip to garner some REAL attention. 😉
But seriously, it seems as though some would have it that just because you have generous boobage, you aren’t allowed to wear a beater, am I getting that right? At what cup size do we start policing clothing choices? I just want to know…
Hahahahaaaaaa! Hey, I think someone had better check up on Commenter Gramps this morning — make sure he hasn’t expired from a heart attack in front of his computer, y’know? 🙂
Well-played, Bossy!
ha ha ha Carroll — I shall e-mail Gramps to find out if he requires oxygen. 🙂
Well played indeed. 🙂
Best. Video. Ever. The haters will never win!
“Reality” TV:meh. Bossy vlogging:now that is funny and entertaining! May your aspirations find you (both in the sense of breathing and ambition)!
I’m waiting for chapter 3. Hurry Bossy, I am still slack-jawed and a little drool is leaking out the side.
May I say that it was the best use of socks I have ever seen!!!!!!
Dear God,
Please give Bossy her own show.
Amen.
Sorry, were you saying something? I was a little…ah…distracted.
Can’t find a single reason why I would not watch a show featuring Bossy! Tivo the crap out of it, probably.
The tulips. OMG. Hilarious.
Bravo, Bossy, bravo.
And, I mean the TV BRAVO~Andy Cohen should snatch you up and make a show about you!
In the 1st video I noticed the tulips in the background………..was wondering what you were gonna do with them……. then SURPRISE!
Maybe you should ask your council for “Boob shots”, my arms aren’t as toned as yours but i can rock the hell out of a white unbuttoned shirt!
I wonder if Gramps is my dad. Dad’s a fan of Bossy, and he has had heart problems in the past. Maybe I should call and check on him…
He’s also single. Does Bossy want to relocate to Indiana? Bossy would be the awesomest stepmom ever!
(The shirt was awesome, haters gonna hate.)
I….
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Hi! Big fan!
It’s the little kick at the end of Bossy’s bump and grind. Perfection.
I’ll never forget your pancake boob comment.
You roll of the couch SO GOOD!
Ha ha ha…perfect!
*waves her mardi gras beads*
You’re my heroes.
Coffee just came out of my nose – ha ha ha snort!!!
I need me some tulips…..
Go get em Bossy!!!
I just fooking love this blog. I will be laughing for the rest of the week. Bossy, I hope you become a huge, huge star. You’ve got the chops, sugar.
Excellent use of tulips! if you don’t get the show, maybe you could add some badly needed intelligence to the Housewives franchises.You have got that lolling around part, down!
Lol! You crack me up! Good luck on your endeavor!!
Glad to see Gramps checked in safe and sound 🙂 Thanks for checking in on him for us, Foolery.
And Bossy, if the show for which you’re auditioning short-sightedly turns you down, I’m thinking you could score some kind of spot on the Gardening Channel. “Boogie with Begonias”… “Tulips Tell All!”… Clearly you would have Gramps “Drooling over Daffodils”
thanks for entertaining us, girls 😉
How did I miss the original post? This was some kind of funny.
Boobaliscious!
funniest.bossy.evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look out, Reality TV. Bossy gonna break you down.
Okay. Now you’re just trying to use your flat abs and skinny thighs. Bitch.
(I think I love you)
Bossy needs her own reality tv show. Bossy is funnier than Charlie Sheen…well, that’s not a good comparison since he’s just sad. But, Bossy is still funny.
Bossy rules and rolls on the floor and has tulips!
Love it!
Bossy TV may be the only reason I would ever consider watching television again. The ice skating and dance routines are truly Oscar-worthy performances.
When Bossy TV becomes a reality, I’m hoping she will invite her BFF (and my secret husband) Kevin Bacon on set as one of her first guest stars.
See how I did that? I made Bossy the star and Kevin Bacon a guest star, because that’s just how TV-worthy Bossy really is.
Will you stop at nothing?
Too flipping funny.
HA! If I had a rack like that (with or without socks) I’d use it too!!!
I was wondering how Bossy was gonna take down the haters!
Honey, you SLAY ME!! keep it up!
I don’t think people were “haters” for pointing out you were mostly pointing out your pointers, do you? It was more like disappointment that you used that approach….cuz you are genuinely funny and without a ploy. The girls just seemed like a ploy. Bossy is bright, funny, original and talented. And sarcastic as all get-out!!! lol
fantastic.
This is the one the judges should see.
I. Love. Bossy.
Flaunt what you got, hide what you don’t.
Don’t try to make sense of this comment.
Lynn – is it possible Bossy was simply wearing a form fitting shirt and NOT using her breasts as a sales tool in her audition video? Could it be YOUR interpretation that is suspect?
Bossy – they’d be crazy not to hire you!
I am all for you showing your boobies
Honestly, if I looked that boobtastic in a white tank top, I’d wear it too.
great boobs, bossy, but i’m more interested in the prints on the wall in the torture chamber. where can i get me some of those?
Wow! What a great comeback. I’m glad you’ve set us all straight. That was hilarious!
hahaha. Love Stella.
Bossie continues to be both boobalicious and hilarious.
I want Bossy Boobs and I’m willing to pay for them!
Loved it, and hey — Nice Rack Woman!!!!
Wish I could see it on TV in my Living Room. Hint Hint Hint TV executives!
But Bossy — we’re you “riding” Stella? It this going to be THAT kind of reality show?
OMG funny!
What’s the status of the proposed reality show? I would be there watching!!
I have Bossy’s boobs (well, with a really good bra.) I want Bossy’s waistline. Because WOW.
Nothing like beatin’ ’em at their own game, Bossy.
Thanks for not taking yourself — or the criticizers — too seriously. THIS is how to make your point.
Oh please please PLEASE make this your audition tape. or dvd. or video. whatever the lingo is these days.
I loved every instant, but was REALLY charmed when Stella caught you off guard.
You look fantastic! You are so clever and charming. Really. Can’t wait to see what happens next.
Oh Bossy – thank God for this reality tv project right? Otherwise Boobgate would most likely never had gotten made. :- Love this follow-up video…..
You’re funny. Really.
Bossy, that ROCKED!!!! hope you get your reality show. That phony Lindsay Lohan should take notes from your classy response next time she has to show up late in court. Trust me, no one is hatin on you. They’re jealous and LOVING IT!!!!
This video is about four billion times better than the first one!