- Friend me
- I’ll put you in my phone
- Shoot me a link
- Oh Em Gee
- You’re on the wrong network
- Text me
- I need to plug in my charger
- This will be my new screen saver
- Did you send the attachment?
- Just hide those annoying friends
- What’s the GPS lady say?
- Let’s stream the movie
- It went straight to voicemail
- You have to enter your secret question
- My system crashed
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Open a new window - Back it up on your hard drive
- I will limit profile you!
- We share minutes
- Leave space for a retweet
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Did you tag me? - I googled you
- I need to program my remote
- Mapquest it
- Remember MySpace?
Charlie says
March 28, 2011 at 10:33 am“Apple Option Escape” was code for a military operation.
Rebooting required actual boots.
“My phone autocorrected ‘Vlad’ to ‘valued’.”
MP says
March 28, 2011 at 10:35 am“Just Google It”
Lori says
March 28, 2011 at 10:36 amActually, I think my elder Italian ancestors might have said “Just hide those annoying friends” on several occasions, meaning six feet under, but still.
the mrs says
March 28, 2011 at 10:37 amAlso: I just unfriended that jerk.
Darcie says
March 28, 2011 at 10:43 amAnd that’s why they look so miserable, right?
WebSavvyMom says
March 28, 2011 at 11:30 am–>I have no cell coverage.
–>Create a new playlist.
–>Is there an app for that?
Alison says
March 28, 2011 at 11:40 amWill you burn me a copy?
Angela@beggingtheanswer says
March 28, 2011 at 11:53 amHonestly, I’VE never said lots of those things. But only because I’m notoriously not “with it.” The apple doesn’t fall far from the prehistoric tree, I guess
Style Maniac says
March 28, 2011 at 12:11 pmHow do you add a comment to a Retweet? Have yet to figure that out. I sometimes think smoke signals were easier than figuring out Twitter.
Gramps says
March 28, 2011 at 12:28 pmHuh??????
Meg at the Members Lounge says
March 28, 2011 at 12:57 pmAlways telling everyone to Google stuff. Even Mom.
Olivia says
March 28, 2011 at 1:06 pmHave you seen her blog?
Wendy says
March 28, 2011 at 1:45 pmIt goes both ways, the blank stare I got back from my chatty niece when I said “you sound like a broken record”..
km says
March 28, 2011 at 2:45 pmWe skyped and her haircut looks great.
Jeff says
March 28, 2011 at 5:49 pm@Style Maniac in order to all a comment to a RT “retweet” you cannot use the RT button. You have to copy/paste the orginal Tweet into a new tweet on your own and add your comment. (It’s what people used to do before the RT button).
kathy says
March 28, 2011 at 7:41 pmremove cellophane before putting in oven
kathy says
March 28, 2011 at 7:44 pmI’m getting spray tanned at two
kathy says
March 28, 2011 at 7:54 pmwe met on e harmony
Carroll says
March 28, 2011 at 9:00 pmNon-fat, half-caf venti cap.
JaneK says
March 28, 2011 at 9:02 pmokay, not only did my ancestors not say any of that; but I never said in high school or college, for that matter!
Cupcake Murphy says
March 28, 2011 at 9:38 pmThe women also don’t talk about “age reverse” or “anti aging” lotion.
amy says
March 28, 2011 at 9:40 pmWireless Mouse on it’s mouse pad
“Must Blog that”
Using a GPS to find your way..
I also think of how times have changed since even I was a teen. Remember needing to do a research project and getting books out of the library to do it? If someone was doing the same subject and you dallied you were screwed.
Or getting all high tech and using a TYPEWRITER to do a paper on. Remember that stuff to correct your mistakes? White Out? Can’t even remember the name!
Taping songs off the radio.. waiting forever for the right song to come up..
Or when VHS came out and renting a movie with 10 or your friends was A REALLY GOOD TIME. The VHS’s cost an arm and a leg and so did the machines.
GrandeMocha says
March 28, 2011 at 11:23 pmAre those really your relatives Bossy?
GrandeMocha says
March 28, 2011 at 11:25 pmSorry my cell always drops my call when I drive by X.
GrandeMocha says
March 28, 2011 at 11:26 pmThey have everything on Ebay!
BOSSY says
March 28, 2011 at 11:27 pmYep, my ancestors, alright. They are probably 23 and 26 years old. The boat ride was hard on people.
GrandeMocha says
March 28, 2011 at 11:29 pmFor our girls night out, let’s get mani/pedis.
GrandeMocha says
March 28, 2011 at 11:33 pmDo you want McDonalds or Taco Bell for Dinner? I’ll run thru the drive thru.
GrandeMocha says
March 28, 2011 at 11:35 pmWhere is the closest Atm? Starbucks?
Jenn @ Juggling LIfe says
March 28, 2011 at 11:36 pmMy personal favorite would be, “I need some ‘me’ time.”
GrandeMocha says
March 28, 2011 at 11:39 pmPaper or Plastic?
Sparx says
March 29, 2011 at 6:13 am“Where’s the car charger?”
“You can play with your Gameboy AFTER you skype your grandparents”
…etc…
Hard to believe that we didn’t even get a colur TV until I was 13… getting a cassette player when I was 10 was the highest of tech in our village.
Neil's wife says
March 29, 2011 at 8:44 am“You down with OPP?”
Heide says
March 29, 2011 at 9:16 amLove this. Just came back to read it a second time.
Grandma J says
March 29, 2011 at 9:25 am“I deleted my mail”, “I deleted you”, “Webcam”
About ten years ago, when my grandson was five, he asked if he could watch tv in my bedroom. As he climbed up on my bed, he stared at my 19″ tv and said, “what are those?”.
I said, “what’s what?”
He pointed at the knobs to change the channel and the on/off volume and said, “those!”
I said, “That’s how you change the channels and turn it up louder.”
He said, “That is soooo cool, and you don’t even need a remote!”
mrs. G. says
March 29, 2011 at 11:08 amEpic.
foolery says
March 29, 2011 at 2:26 pmI think about 65% of what comes out of my mouth would mystify my grandparents, may they rest in peace. But that may also be true for whomever I talk at.
Jami says
March 29, 2011 at 5:30 pm“WTF? My BFF just dissed me on my GF’s FB page.”
“Dude, I had to burn my iPod mix tape to a CD.”
“Drop this hashtag on that retweet.”
Paula Lee Bright says
March 30, 2011 at 7:34 pmI love me some John Cusack.
Meg says
March 31, 2011 at 2:48 pmI kinda like to play that game in the other direction – things I say that my kids have no idea about. Such as, “dial” the phone, “rewind” the “tape”, develop that film, “put another dime in the jukebox, baby” – you get the idea.
zidia says
April 4, 2011 at 10:21 amBossy’s paternal great-great grandparents