Dear Internet, please excuse
for her sporadic writing
but lately Bossy has been
You see, recently a friend called Bossy on the cell phone Bossy doesn’t answer,
And Bossy knows this friend
And so this friend — not the original friend but the original friend’s friend — called Bossy and said to Bossy
And the reason this friend said he was drowning is because his company has been very busy lately, and somehow this friend got it in his head that Bossy could help.
And so every day that’s more like three days, Bossy gets up and drives to work.
And once at work, Bossy
But don’t worry. Bossy isn’t going to make this her full time job. She’s only going to work occasionally.
Nope, for the most part, give or take those glorious handful of days when Bossy will earn more than her usual bus fare to Hades, Bossy will remain right here.
Jami saysOctober 7, 2011 at 12:23 am
Is that last picture one of you in your work uniform? Are you working as a flight attendant?
Gail K. saysOctober 7, 2011 at 7:09 am
I have been sucked into the vortex that is Bossy’s icy blue stare.
“Yes, mistress. I will work for you and give you all of my wages. All dollar-three-eighty that I made (before taxes) is yours. Wine, yes, I will bring the wine to calm us down after a hard day at work.”
BB saysOctober 7, 2011 at 7:27 am
Congrats on the income Bossy. I miss my wage. I hearted it so… hope it all goes swimmingly and doesn;’t get TOO much in the way of one’s blogging.
Little Miss Sunshine State saysOctober 7, 2011 at 8:43 am
Bossy said job and LMSS got the heebie-jeebies. I’m “working” at making retirement my permanent gig.
Now you have put that “Chain Gang” song in my head.
Craftwhack saysOctober 7, 2011 at 9:37 am
Hi Bossy. It’s just a really fine thing that you are working some, but not so much that you won’t be here for us, because we need you. Plus, your friend has a really cute haircut. The girl, not the boy who is drowning.
p.j. saysOctober 7, 2011 at 10:54 am
I hope the traffic allows you to get home in time to watch the baseball game tonight, which should be your TOP priority.
May the best team win. Go Cards Go!
Take care, p.j. in STL
melissa saysOctober 7, 2011 at 11:57 am
you’re funny! oh and congrats on the job! and the commute, it gives you time to catch up on all the latest music and celebrity gossip.
KathyB saysOctober 7, 2011 at 1:16 pm
Happy that Bossy has answered the bat phone. Sorry for the commute. Any reasonable options other than driving? Bossy’s friend’s friend could send a heicopter for you or something 🙂
Jenn @ Juggling Life saysOctober 7, 2011 at 2:07 pm
rory saysOctober 7, 2011 at 10:38 pm
Careful with that working stuff.
You don’t wanna get carried away.
Bossy, you crack me up.
Momo Fali saysOctober 8, 2011 at 8:20 am
We’re going to have so much fun in Hades! Bring marshmallows.
Lipstick and Playdates saysOctober 8, 2011 at 2:59 pm
You know those Alaskan pipeline jobs pay good money and there’s lot of men….and alcohol in the that state, so……
bossy'sfriend'sfriend saysOctober 10, 2011 at 7:51 am
Bossy’s friend’s friend keeps offering the helicopter but Bossy always says no.
joeinvegas saysOctober 10, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Her Ace in the Hole saysOctober 11, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Whew. I felt strangely relieved once I came to the calendar illustration.
Rebecca saysOctober 13, 2011 at 8:51 pm
Allegra saysOctober 14, 2011 at 7:57 pm
I thought Bossy wanted to work, so she could afford a nice new apartment and move on in her life?? Working good, even if I would miss a daily blog update.