Dear Internet, please excuse
for her sporadic writing
but lately Bossy has been
You see, recently a friend called Bossy on the cell phone Bossy doesn’t answer,
And Bossy knows this friend
And so this friend — not the original friend but the original friend’s friend — called Bossy and said to Bossy
And the reason this friend said he was drowning is because his company has been very busy lately, and somehow this friend got it in his head that Bossy could help.
And so every day that’s more like three days, Bossy gets up and drives to work.
And once at work, Bossy
But don’t worry. Bossy isn’t going to make this her full time job. She’s only going to work occasionally.
Nope, for the most part, give or take those glorious handful of days when Bossy will earn more than her usual bus fare to Hades, Bossy will remain right here.