Dear Steve Jobs, Hi Steve. Jobs. Steve Jobs. You may remember Bossy from her January 2008 pitch for a free MacBook Air. Well, you’ll be happy to learn, in the intervening months, Bossy purchased her own laptop, a MacBook Pro, using her very own money she earned painting at great peril to her lungs and…
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Bossy Stayed Up Reading Until 3 AM So You Don’t Have To
Last night Bossy couldn’t sleep if her life depended on it, which is rather inconvenient considering life does depend on sleeping. Bossy’s only defense was to crack open her latest New Yorker magazine and read and read and read — sometimes even through Bossy’s closed eyelids — in order to report to Bossy’s council the…
Dear Christy Turlington, Where’d You Get Those Pants?
The other day Bossy was walking along the High Line minding her own business, where minding her own business equals Bossy was minding everyone else’s business. That’s when Bossy spied the cutest pants that ever lived. Also? They were on Christy Turlington: A color that was really a non-color, the pants maybe featured something neat…