The other day Bossy was walking along the High Line minding her own business, where minding her own business equals Bossy was minding everyone else’s business.
That’s when Bossy spied the cutest pants that ever lived. Also? They were on Christy Turlington:
A color that was really a non-color, the pants maybe featured something neat in the front, like stitching or flat pockets or some other interest, and they had zippers up the sides of the lower leg:
So Bossy went online looking for these pants, the cutest to ever live:
Got any ideas, council?