The first thing Bossy wants her council to know: under no circumstances does Bossy watch morning television. Unless that circumstance is losing one’s electrical power during a storm and so the next day at your mother’s house the two of you turn on the TV in order to reset her clock and sister mercy it’s…
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This Public Service Announcement Courtesy Of Bossy’s Dentist
Perhaps some of you may recall Bossy has a wee obsession with lemons. Bossy loves lemon in her salad dressing, she loves lemon in her sauces, and she loves lemon rind in her everything else. When not enjoying lemons, Bossy is fond of lemon slices in her drinking water: In fact, Bossy will confess she…
A Very Bossy Exposé: Gas Grills
Who remembers Geraldo Rivera and his crazy-arse exposés, like the time he pried open Al Capone’s vault on live TV to find nothing but an old stop sign and a few empty gin bottles? Well Bossy’s exposé is just like that, except it’s about gas grills. And while it’s true Bossy’s exposé doesn’t feature a…