While some people reap the benefits of discovering the Virgin Mary in a vat of dark chocolate, Bossy’s luck has always been along the lines of finding the shroud of Mr. Toad in her bathtub drain. Thanks to seasonal hair loss and an antiquated U-trap, Bossy’s bathroom is a prolific source of amusement. Occasionally Bossy…
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Things That Make You Want To Drink Gin Straight From The Cat Bowl. In Three Exhibits.
Exhibit A. Bossy is once again bringing sexy back with her support hose. In fact, Bossy is bringing sexy so far back that the chair just collapsed under Sexy and Sexy has fallen into a heap on the porch floor. Bossy is wearing her support hose again because two days ago Bossy’s right foot suddenly…
And Now For A Briefing From Bossy Corporate Headquarters. Not.
Hello, Monday—Bossy noticed you arrived early and wasted no time ushering the weekend out the door. Aces. Bossy is particularly grateful because she had a pressing list of things to accomplish during the weekend and achieved exactly none of them. And now Bossy has to wait five days until the next weekend to accomplish her…