Bossy wants to tell you the following Excellent Road Trip story about her mornings. Every single day Bossy would wake up and take a shower and get dressed and pack her things and leave her host’s house and drive for three hours. And then the sun would come up. And then Bossy would career off…
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Yet Another Little Known Fact.
Ten days into her Excellent Road Trip, Bossy’s friend Martha sent Bossy a care package, and in that care package was a can of Pringles, which soon became the snack of choice for the remainder of the trip. And Bossy hadn’t consumed Pringles since Junior High when she would race home and watch The Rockford…
For Those Who Think It’s So Fooking Great For Bossy To Sleep In Her Own Bed.
It’s lumpy. And when Bossy lies on her lumpy bed and looks up, she is reminded that she never finished spackling around her skylight: And meanwhile on the floor to the right of her bed, Bossy’s pile of unread magazines mock her: While at the foot of her bed, Excellent Road Trip bags brimming with…