Today marks two weeks Bossy’s been on the road Driving thousands of miles, as you have been told And she’s written about parties and bloggers and bars But the one thing neglected is a poem about her cars. She is sponsored by Saturn, as you probably know A new car each week, super new and…
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Bossy’s Excellent Road Trip. Day Six.
This is Bossy’s cockpit. This is where the magic happens, and when Bossy says magic she is referring to the numerous schizophrenic phone calls made to her husband dictating her last will and testament as she drives across large expanses of dark abandoned highway. Bossy spends an average of seven hours a day in this…
The Now What? Edition
Remember in the early 1700s when Bossy said she would distribute a prize to the person who correctly guessed the order in which Saturn was providing Bossy with hybrid cars? And remember in the late 1860s when Bossy said that when more than one person guessed correctly, she would drop all of those names in…