With the wildfires raging across California, Bossy got thinking of the things she’d want to grab if she only had a few minutes to evacuate her shoe box diorama home. The first thing would be all of her photo albums: Next would be this: And this: And him: And Bossy’s son’s baby shoes: Which will…
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BOSSY MOMENTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY – The Oreck.
Dear Witnesses, Behold Exhibit A: the object Bossy’s blue blood Oreck XL vacuum could not suck up through its 12” Microsweep base plate into its top-loading self-sealing bag if its plastic ass depended on it: This is not a new problem. Bossy has always hated her vacuum, as detailed in Exhibit B: the letter that…
So Exciting It Just May Make You Tinkle.
This weekend Bossy’s whole town turned out for the unveiling of a new clock at the train station! Several neighbors were chosen to pull the tethers: As the canvas billowed in the fresh morning breeze the crowd grew breathless with anticipation: And then the countdown began. Five, four, three: Two, one… tah-dah! And so at…