Dear Man, That’s you when you were only two-months old. You had just learned a nifty trick and that trick was holding your head up without assistance. Bossy laid you on the drafty living room floor with nothing but a flimsy blanket to separate you from the sea of painted hardwood flooring, and there you…
i am bossy
Lead Poison Barbie.
Dressed in cargo capris and a mid-torso hoodie, Lead Poison Barbie® is ready for her bimonthly hearing test, or an appointment with her Neurologist! Her patent leather fashion belt comes complete with extra holes to accommodate Barbie®’s stalled physical development. Read About How 675,000 Units Of Barbie Accessories Were Named In Mattel’s Latest Lead Recall.
