Once upon a time there lived an Interior Painter named Bossy. And this Interior Painter was lucky because she had a painting business with her brother: But Bossy was not the kind of lucky that she could quit painting and make enough money writing. Understand? Anyway. Bossy’s brother—he was lucky too. Of course he was…
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Yet Another Little Known Fact.
Last fall Bossy stenciled every fecking inch of her living room walls so they’d look like the wallpaper she couldn’t afford. And then her daughter came home from a day in fourth grade and said, “I like it – it looks like Skin Hives.”
Bossy’s Vacation Horror Story Bedtime Story.
Once upon a time there was a Bossy. And this Bossy was an Interior Painter. And so it was that Bossy the painter had a client who lived all year round in a land far far away. At the Jersey shore. And for the sake of this story let’s just call this client Dave. Because…