This Oskar food processor. The bowl isn’t much bigger than Bossy’s fist, and yet this is where she’s processed twenty-three years worth of soups, sauces, toppings, and dips — batch by excruciating batch. This Oskar was a gift from Bossy’s first boyfriend, who was many years her senior, who she was also living with. A…
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Yet Another Little Known Fact.
Bossy’s mom’s house, of course. Where everything glows.
We Have A Winner.
And for once Bossy isn’t talking about the elections. She is referring to the winner of the Name That Spread contest: Bossy is particularly excited about the results of this contest because Tempered Woman stretched the dip photo in some sort of computer paint program and that’s when she spied the capers sitting behind the…