Imagine working at your computer one December afternoon when your neighbor thunders onto your porch, leans on the doorbell, knocks frantically, and bursts through the door—all at the same moment—while pronouncing that your daughter needs to go to the hospital. Now. Next imagine racing across the front yard in your slippers toward your neighbor’s truck…
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Wishbone Tuesday. A Dr. Seuss Poem.
The Etruscans were Italians before there was Rome And they started a custom with a chicken’s Wishbone Which is the furcula bone between the neck and the breast A slight V-shaped thing, most of you could attest. But did you know the Etruscans thought fowls were prophetic? Because hens predict their eggs with a squawk—how…
BOSSY MOMENTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY – The Oreck.
Dear Witnesses, Behold Exhibit A: the object Bossy’s blue blood Oreck XL vacuum could not suck up through its 12” Microsweep base plate into its top-loading self-sealing bag if its plastic ass depended on it: This is not a new problem. Bossy has always hated her vacuum, as detailed in Exhibit B: the letter that…