Bossy trash-picked her ill-fitting shutters.
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Dear Steve Jobs, And By The Way You’re Sexy.
Bossy has been busy researching Apple’s technological advances, and here are just a few of the reasons Bossy thinks you should give her a free Macbook Air for her Excellent Road Trip: It fits in a manilla envelope, and Bossy has one of those: It looks like a clam. A thin clam: The ‘O’ is…
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Bossy’s Slippers. And Less.
Beg Bossy’s pardon, but readers reader? Did you say you wanted to hear about Bossy’s slippers? Because you don’t have to ask Bossy twice. Nine times, maybe. But never twice. Bossy’s slippers were a birthday gift from Bossy’s mom six years ago, and if you think they look too new to be six-year-old slippers you’d…