Imagine working at your computer one December afternoon when your neighbor thunders onto your porch, leans on the doorbell, knocks frantically, and bursts through the door—all at the same moment—while pronouncing that your daughter needs to go to the hospital. Now. Next imagine racing across the front yard in your slippers toward your neighbor’s truck…
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Bossy’s Twelve Days Of Christmas: The Early Edition.
On the first day of Christmas, Bossy’s true love gave to her: Plastic. On the back porch: Every winter, plastic is positioned over the screens in order to prevent cold wind from blowing across Bossy and her family while they eat in their dining room: One of the added benefits of plastic is to prevent…
BOSSY MOMENTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY – The Oreck.
Dear Witnesses, Behold Exhibit A: the object Bossy’s blue blood Oreck XL vacuum could not suck up through its 12” Microsweep base plate into its top-loading self-sealing bag if its plastic ass depended on it: This is not a new problem. Bossy has always hated her vacuum, as detailed in Exhibit B: the letter that…