Poor Bossy is home while most bloggers are not They’re off having fun, leaving Bossy with squat Appearing on panels and winning Best Blog While in a big heap, Bossy lies with her dog Of course Bossy’s talking about Mom two-point-oh A summit in Houston, but did Bossy go? No—it cost too much money, at…
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Dr. Seuss Does Saturn.
Today marks two weeks Bossy’s been on the road Driving thousands of miles, as you have been told And she’s written about parties and bloggers and bars But the one thing neglected is a poem about her cars. She is sponsored by Saturn, as you probably know A new car each week, super new and…
Bossy’s Daughter Takes On Bullies. With Crazy Hiccup Laughter.
When Bossy attended Grade School—back when protozoa and mollusks roamed the halls with the single mission of pulling down Bossy’s halter-top to expose her breast buds—Bullies looked like this: According to Bossy’s daughter, these days the more common form of Bully looks like this: Bossy’s Daughter hates Mean Girl Bullies. She hates them worse than…