The other morning, which is too dark to be morning, Bossy drove her daughter to school and then walked in the empty house and this fire was waiting for her, a spontaneous ignition. Bossy doesn’t know any of those biblical stories, but if she did, she’d be all, “Give unto ye this eternal flame to…
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Everything You Didn’t Want To Know About Bossy’s Christmas Tree, 2008.
Today’s story begins innocently enough at the cluster of municipal buildings in the center of Bossy’s small town, where earlier in the month, Bossy and her husband and daughter paced the rows of
Where Bossy Learns To Adjust The Photos’ Tint So The Wedding Guests Don’t Look Like Corpses.
Dear Wedding, When we left off, Bossy and her brand new husband had just completed their vows, and the guests were filing into the converted barn to cool off drink until they no longer noticed the blistering Heat Index. As the seventy guests milled around slurping the locally produced wine, many were captured on video…