The other day Bossy was watching one of her favorite television shows, Bringing Home Baby, a look at a family’s first 48 hours home with their newborn, which Bossy loves because it makes Bossy feel instantly better about her own life, much like an imagined shot of heroin except more lethal, when all of the…
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Things That Make You Want To Drink Gin Straight From The Cat Bowl.
Bossy recently came across a chart of common fruits and vegetables, where came across equals a friend emailed it to Bossy and then Bossy died. Bossy died because this particular chart of common fruits and vegetables is organized by probability of pesticide contamination, and the chart recommends that certain high risk fruits and vegetables…
Bossy’s Friend Martha’s Swine Flu Menu Plan.
The above photo is of Bossy’s friend Martha driving to Trader Joe’s, and the reason she’s so cheery is because she is on her way to purchase her list of pantry items necessary to survive the Swine Flu pandemic: Martha’s philosophy is that if the pandemic worsens, she doesn’t want to be out and about…