For the past two months whenever Bossy would spy this Presidential candidate’s lawn sign, she’d think there was something vaguely familiar about the guy’s name. And then one day she realized it was this:
Oh what a different election it would be if RuPaul were on the ballot instead of Ron Paul. Which is why Bossy created the following game:
Can you match which facts belong to which Paul?
- He is a physician who earned his living by servicing Va-jay-jays.
- He is a musician who earned his living by not servicing Va-jay-jays.
- He is pro-life.
- He is Pro life.
- He shared a bed with his brothers.
- He shared a bed with his brothahs.
- He ran the 100-yard dash.
- He ran 100-yards and looked dashing.
- He is a drag queen.
- He is a drag.
- He has a love-one-another attitude.
- He has a love-one-another attitude. Unless you are black, gay, an immigrant, work for the Federal Reserve, support NATO, or the UN, or NAFTA, or gun control, or have had an abortion.
- He appeared in a B-52s video.
- He prefers his B52s when they target terrorists in Afghanistan.
- He participates in genderfuck style performances.
- He participates in clusterfuck style performances.